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Started by Joe, December 12, 2005, 06:56:25 AM

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Joe



This cable is gay. Who can tell me why?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

Because the ends are male, and they're designed to fit into a female?  Wait, that's straight...

The answer is probably that it's called a "Male-Male" cable, but just because it has 2 male organs, both of which can fit into a female organ, I disagreee with that being evidence of gayness. 

Joe

Its gay because on a single cable, theres two males, which is the same sex, or in the more common, Greek term, homosexual.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 12, 2005, 11:53:45 AM
Its gay because on a single cable, theres two males, which is the same sex, or in the more common, Greek term, homosexual.
I don't think it counts as the male sex, in this case.  But maybe it does, who knows?

It seems to me like it's more like a guy having two penises..

Joe

Can you imagine how gay (in a non-homosexual-meaning term) that would be, though?! =p
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Ergot

No... I imagine it being more manly than a normal man... Twice the pleasure o_o
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
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Newby

Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 12, 2005, 11:53:45 AM
Its gay because on a single cable, theres two males, which is the same sex, or in the more common, Greek term, homosexual.

Please attempt suicide at the next most convienient time for you.
- Newby
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

MyndFyre

Quote from: Newby on December 12, 2005, 06:47:36 PM
Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 12, 2005, 11:53:45 AM
Its gay because on a single cable, theres two males, which is the same sex, or in the more common, Greek term, homosexual.

Please attempt suicide at the next most convienient time for you.
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Wow I feel like an 8-y/o.
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Quik

Quote from: iago on December 12, 2005, 11:43:28 AM
Because the ends are male, and they're designed to fit into a female?  Wait, that's straight...

The answer is probably that it's called a "Male-Male" cable, but just because it has 2 male organs, both of which can fit into a female organ, I disagreee with that being evidence of gayness. 

That's what I thought when I saw the title "Gay Cables!" :p
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iago

New answer!

- That's probably a picture of Joe's own cable, because where else would he get a picture?
- Joe downloads a lot of gay porn
==> The cable has had enough gayness go through it that some of it rubbedoff


Newby

Quote from: iago on December 12, 2005, 07:54:02 PM
New answer!

- That's probably a picture of Joe's own cable, because where else would he get a picture?
- Joe downloads a lot of gay porn
==> The cable has had enough gayness go through it that some of it rubbedoff

Brilliant.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Joe

1) There's a space in rubbed off.
2) JoeMomma connects directly to the internet, so if I were to download gay porn, it wouldn't need to pass through any ethernet cables.
3) I have nowhere in my house to have a completely white background, so it can't be my picture.
4) Poke this, third result, kthx.

=)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 12, 2005, 10:25:06 PM
1) There's a space in rubbed off.
Nobody cares

Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 12, 2005, 10:25:06 PM
2) JoeMomma connects directly to the internet, so if I were to download gay porn, it wouldn't need to pass through any ethernet cables.
It could be used for the phone line.  They're the same type of cable!

Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 12, 2005, 10:25:06 PM
3) I have nowhere in my house to have a completely white background, so it can't be my picture.
I'm sure you have paper.  I used printer paper when I needed a picture like that.

Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 12, 2005, 10:25:06 PM
4) Poke this, third result, kthx.
=)
Your cable is famous.

Joe

Phone lines in the US use RJ-15, not RJ-47.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Sidoh

Quote from: Joe[e2] on December 12, 2005, 10:53:25 PM
Phone lines in the US use RJ-15, not RJ-47.

It's actually RJ-45, not RJ-47.

Additionally, it depends on what kind of phones you're talking about.  Cisco Avvid IP Phones are phones and they don't use RJ-15. :P