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Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage

Started by Screenor, December 13, 2005, 03:51:18 AM

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GameSnake

Funny I thought I heard Bill Gates say "Windows 98". Thats an old one, classic though.

Warrior

It's from the Windows98 revealing to the world. It's halarious.
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Sidoh

Quote from: GameSnake on December 13, 2005, 06:23:52 AM
Funny I thought I heard Bill Gates say "Windows 98". Thats an old one, classic though.

It is 98, 95 sucked even worse.

iago

Haha, that's the most embarassing thing that can possibly happen, and I feel bad for him, dispite the fact that I hate him.  But when everything works perfectly, then you demonstrate it and it doesn't work, it sucks.  I've been there.  "That SHOULD have worked, wtf?"

Newby

Seen it, but it's still great. That's a bitch and a half. :P
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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deadly7

Just cause you're a member doesn't mean you can double post.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
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deadly7

[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

GameSnake

Bill Gates made a ton of money off that I wouldn't say he got owned :).

Sidoh

Quote from: GameSnake on December 14, 2005, 08:53:45 PM
Bill Gates made a ton of money off that I wouldn't say he got owned :).

Naw, he got owned++ in that situation! :P

GameSnake

Dude, does anybody see the irony in the fact that inspite on it's debut Windows 98 crashed and it still went on to make billions for Microsoft?

Chavo

Quote from: GameSnake on December 15, 2005, 08:21:21 AM
Dude, does anybody see the irony in the fact that inspite on it's debut Windows 98 crashed and it still went on to make billions for Microsoft?

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Blaze

Quote from: unTactical on December 15, 2005, 03:55:05 PM
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
--The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the end of the universe

I love that one's radio broadcast. :)


I thought of the same thing deadly. ;)
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...