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[Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« on: January 23, 2005, 09:22:09 pm »
http://www.jesusishitler.com/

Bwhahaha. That crosstika is great.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2005, 02:30:06 am »
dude
Fact: Jesus's mom was a slut and Maury Povich wasn't around to round up the herds of Nomads that she let plow her so she claimed she was a virgin. That bitch.
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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2005, 08:35:20 pm »
Hrm, some people ay be offended by that James, you should watch what you post.

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2005, 08:39:16 pm »
Hrm, some people ay be offended by that James, you should watch what you post.
The fuck did you think I put "Not Safe For Work" next to it? :P
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2005, 08:51:02 pm »
Hrm maybe you should put "Jews only" next to it :/

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2005, 09:16:34 pm »
:')

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2005, 01:06:32 pm »
Hahaha I just went back and read the FAQ:

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Q: If Jesus first developed his severe hatred of Jews when his idea of a swastika on a dreidel was rejected, then why did he reportedly kill a caveman that he suspected of becoming a Jew as early as 20,000,000 BC?
A: Jesus has the ability to time travel.

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Q: Is Jesus REALLY Hitler?
A: Yes, yes he is.

Q: Jesus isn't Hitler. You should take this site down.
A: You know who else was in favor of censorship? That's right. HITLER!

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2005, 06:16:50 pm »
haha! Thats funny

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2005, 07:46:06 pm »
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce


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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2005, 07:46:11 pm »
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Q: Jesus isn't Hitler. You should take this site down.
A: You know who else was in favor of censorship? That's right. HITLER!

So does that mean the person who asked that question was Jesus...?
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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2005, 11:29:47 pm »
Probably just a second cousin.
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2005, 07:51:29 am »
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Q: Jesus isn't Hitler. You should take this site down.
A: You know who else was in favor of censorship? That's right. HITLER!

So does that mean the person who asked that question was Jesus...?

No, just comparable to Hitler.

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2005, 08:21:44 pm »
Wow, you kids are pathetic. Jesus IS a Jew.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2005, 10:14:58 pm »
So IS Hitler.

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Re: [Not Safe For Work] JESUS IS HITLER
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2005, 10:18:43 pm »
No, hes not, moron.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.