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ZOMG Bill Gates owns the IRS

Started by MyndFyre, February 02, 2006, 09:53:22 PM

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MyndFyre

http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/provider/providerarticle.asp?Feed=FRB&Date=20060202&ID=5470861

(I've been waiting for a good reason to use "ZOMG")

Hahahaha, the IRS needs to *UPGRADE* to Windows!
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Newby

That's pretty bad, the normal computers can't do numbers that big. Hahahaha.
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

GameSnake

QuoteBeing worth $47 billion and the chairman of a multinational corporate behemoth must be a lot harder than it looks. Consider yourselves lucky, folks.
Oh my ass.

iago

Quote from: MyndFyrex86] link=topic=4734.msg53573#msg53573 date=1138935202]
Hahahaha, the IRS needs to *UPGRADE* to Windows!

At every (real) place I've ever worked at (government, university, grocery), financial stuff is done on a proprietary system, not on Windows or Linux or anything.  I'm not really sure why, though.

GameSnake

For extra security reasons i'm guessing?

iago

Not likely. 

Probably because it's so bloody hard to migrate financial data that it just gets left on whatever system it started on. 

But realistically, you don't need a lot of processing power to look after financial stuff, so why bother upgrading?  :)

rabbit


iago


trust


iago

In 199,999,999 out of 200,000,000 cases, it works.  I wouldn't consider that important enough to re-do the entire infrastructure. 

igimo1

What's the size of a long? That might have something to do with his incredible fortune and the IRS computers not being able to handle it.

GameSnake

So I'm wondering how they handled Rockafellar's taxes?(the richest man ever to live, worth ~200 billion)

Joe

Quote from: Topaz on February 03, 2006, 10:10:39 PM
What's the size of a long? That might have something to do with his incredible fortune and the IRS computers not being able to handle it.

A VB long or a C++ long? A VB long is a 32-bit value, and a C++ long is the size of a system DWORD, which is 64-bit's in a 32-bit machine, and 128-bits on a 64-bit machine. If you're feeling retro and go back to 16-bits, it'll be 32-bits.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


iago

Quote from: Topaz on February 03, 2006, 10:10:39 PM
What's the size of a long? That might have something to do with his incredible fortune and the IRS computers not being able to handle it.

The maximum value of a 4-byte value is 4.2 billion, which is probably what they're using if they're having this problem.  And Joe is incorrect, a long (in C) is 4 bytes. I'm not aware of any system where it's not 4 bytes.  A short is 2 bytes, a long is 4 bytes, and an int is dependant on the system it's running on. 

Quote from: GameSnake on February 03, 2006, 10:18:39 PM
So I'm wondering how they handled Rockafellar's taxes?(the richest man ever to live, worth ~200 billion)
I believe (and I could be wrong) that that has been converted (with inflation and stuff).  He wasn't actually worth 200 billion, he was worth the equivalent of 200billion at his time. 

Also, he died in like 1935ish, which was before computers were invented.  So I doubt that they had problems with how the computers calculated his tax. 

rabbit

Not to mention that Rockafellar was worth $200 billion USD (present), as opposed to having a few hundred billion in a vault somewhere.