Wikipedia Cows

[Joe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense/ASCII_cows

EDIT -

          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                       psychedelic mushrooms      down psychedelic mushrooms

[Sidoh]

HAHA!

        (__)                     (__)                    __)
          (oo)                     (oo)                     o)
   /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |  O  ||               * ||----||
*  ||----||                 ||    ||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk.             Low-Fat Milk.            2% Milk.



          (__)
          (dd)                                          .
   /-------\/
  / |     ||                         U                      .
*  ||----||                     /---V                         .
    ^^    ^^                    * |--|                  .
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk.           Condensed Milk.          Evaporated Milk.


Warning:  Two of the last three are crude.



                                (__)
                              __(oo)
          (__)               /   \/  (__)                        (___)
          milk              /   \\   (oo)                        (O O)
   /-------\/              /|  /-^^---\/                 /--------\ /
  / |     ||              / | /|     ||                 / |      ||O
*  ||----||             *  || ||----||                *  ||@\---||
    ^^    ^^                ^^ ^^    ^^                   ^^     ^^
Cow that gives             Cows that give             Cow that gives
Pasteurized Milk.          Homogenized Milk.          Cream.

[CrAz3D]

LOL

I just sent that to a friend who is quite into cows

[Blaze]

HOLY CRAP, that page is HUGE!

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[Sidoh]

ROFL!

[Joe]

Someone link the iagi to this.

[Blaze]

Someone link the iagi to this.

"iagi"... Sidoh, what you have you told him!

btw, I made that wtf was that image.  :)

[Sidoh]

http://www.sidoh.org/iagi

p_o

It is unfinished!

[Joe]

Haha @ homosexual iagi picture. Way to not label that NSFW, I opened it in class (nobody saw, I don't think).

[deadly7]

...It says "homosexual" right next to it.  What're the chances it's safe for work/school?

[Sidoh]

Haha @ homosexual iagi picture. Way to not label that NSFW, I opened it in class (nobody saw, I don't think).

What deadly said.

[iago]

Ok, this is really, really late, but I don't normally read this forum and just saw this thread now and had to comment.

Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong.  It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go". 


Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today?  That's why I found it :P

[Joe]

The bird's name is E (the letter's name's sound) Ah ("agh!!", The Canadians are coming!) go, isn't it? Of course, you're not named after iago from Alladin, but whatever. :P

I needed a laugh and after Wikipedia Deer I remembered this. :)

[Sidoh]

Sidoh -- you pronounce my name wrong.  It's 2-syllable -- yago, or "yaw" (as in the airplane move) followed by "go". 

I know.  I did it on purpose. :P

[Chavo]

Joe -- why the hell were you reading this thread today?  That's why I found it :P

I think the better question is why are you stalking Joe?  Why would anyone want to stalk Joe?