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What should I name my computer?

Dishwasher
1 (12.5%)
ToeCancer
2 (25%)
Housewife
3 (37.5%)
Lint
1 (12.5%)
XXDIALER
1 (12.5%)

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Offline d&q

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Computer names!!
« on: May 02, 2006, 09:30:09 pm »
What should I name my computer?

Only the options please! And someone please respond, I'm in a serious dilemma. Or what I would like to call, a "feminine crisis".
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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2006, 09:31:00 pm »
Keep dishwasher. :(

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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2006, 09:47:47 pm »
None of the above. atreides.

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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2006, 09:49:00 pm »
I don't want a good sounding name, I want a name that sounds completely arbitrary and mazeltoved. And no Sci-Fi either :P.
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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2006, 09:51:38 pm »
I don't want a good sounding name, I want a name that sounds completely arbitrary and mazeltoved. And no Sci-Fi either :P.

Heh... mazeltoved.

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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2006, 11:10:05 pm »
Your options suck.  They don't desere "mazeltov" as an adjective.
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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2006, 11:37:14 pm »
I'd call it Shakespeare.  That way, when you have to write something, you can be like: 'Shakespeare helped me with this one."
errr... something like that...

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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2006, 11:39:07 pm »
Lint. :/
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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2006, 12:45:38 am »
XXXFinder ;O
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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2006, 01:37:17 am »
I like "Housewife"; the oonly problem is it can't do your dishes.

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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2006, 01:40:50 am »
Housewife FTW :)

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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2006, 01:43:48 am »
I came up with a good one, but then I decided I liked it so much I was going to keep it.

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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2006, 06:58:44 am »
stoodip

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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 04:17:06 pm »
Dylsxiea!

I'm thinking about that one.

And by the way, my options are supposed to suck!
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Re: Computer names!!
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2006, 04:37:25 pm »
You can turn "Housewife" into "Dishwasher" by giving it a sink, water and a cloth.  ;)
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