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Started by Ergot, May 24, 2006, 12:11:47 AM

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Ergot

So I'm doing my research on Stallman and I stumble across...
Quote from: Free as in Freedom, Sam Willams
On most Unix systems and Unix-related offshoots, the primary competitor program to Emacs is  vi, a text-editing program developed by former  UC Berkeley student and current  Sun Microsystems chief scientist, Bill  Joy. Before doffing his "halo," Stallman pokes fun at the rival program. "People sometimes ask me if it is a sin in the Church of Emacs to use vi," he says. "Using a free version of vi is not a sin; it is a penance. So happy hacking."
How dare you mislead me like this. You are an asshole :(

I really liked this one...
Quote from: Free as in Freedom, Sam Willams
Stallman can take it no longer.

"Don't you fucking smile!" he shouts, fogging up the glass as he does so. "It's your fucking fault. This all could have been so much easier if we had just done it my way."

Stallman accents the words "my way" by gripping the steering wheel and pulling himself towards it twice. The image of Stallman's lurching frame is like that of a child throwing a temper tantrum in a car seat, an image further underlined by the tone of Stallman's voice. Halfway between anger and anguish, Stallman seems to be on the verge of tears.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

I don't really understand what the problem is.  He says using vi is a good thing, which I definitely promoted.  And that second quote seems to use loaded language to make Stallman seem unhuman. 

Ergot

A penance is hardly a good thing :P
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

There's nothing wrong with a penance.  A penance is about self-sacrifice for a greater cause, which basically defines vi (and Linux, in a way)

d&q

I thought it was repentance?
The writ of the founders must endure.

iago

From dictionary.com:

penĀ·ance   Audio pronunciation of "penance" ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (pnns)
n.

   1. An act of self-mortification or devotion performed voluntarily to show sorrow for a sin or other wrongdoing.
   2. A sacrament in some Christian churches that includes contrition, confession to a priest, acceptance of punishment, and absolution. Also called reconciliation.


*shrug* I'm not religious. 

Ergot

Hmm... I guess it can be interpreted several ways.
First being that using vi means you are forgiven...
or that using vi is punishment x_x.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

Quote from: Ergot on May 24, 2006, 06:49:00 PM
Hmm... I guess it can be interpreted several ways.
First being that using vi means you are forgiven...
or that using vi is punishment x_x.

I think that both are good.  The second one is pretty accurate, vi is punishment for people who don't know how to use it.

rabbit

I prefer vim anyway :P

Ergot

Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

Yeah, when I say "vi" I'm referring collectively to vi, vim, gvim, xvim, and any other variation that works the same way.

rabbit

then ?vi(.m) would be a better way to phrase it.

Ergot

Quote from: rabbit on May 26, 2006, 04:58:34 PM
then ?vi(.m) would be a better way to phrase it.
No. When you refer to a screwdriver you know it includes all versions of the screwdriver.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

Quote from: Ergot on May 26, 2006, 05:49:36 PM
Quote from: rabbit on May 26, 2006, 04:58:34 PM
then ?vi(.m) would be a better way to phrase it.
No. When you refer to a screwdriver you know it includes all versions of the screwdriver.
I agree, doing that is just stupid. 

Also, I don't think that your regex would work.  I think that the proper one would be:
[gx]{0,1}vi(m{0,1})

Is there a better way to say "either g, x, or nothing"?  {0,1} is pretty ugly.

rabbit

#14
You could do (g|x)vi(m), I guess.

[edit]
Nope, but close.
(g|x|)vi(m|) works!