It is time.

[Sidoh]

Crushed.

[d&q]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=pirates&word2=anything+else

Sex.

[Sidoh]

Anything else is only greater than Pirates because Pirates haven't gotten around to kicking ass in that category quite yet.

[Newby]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Nagasaki&word2=A-Bomb

Got ya.

[Joe]

By Blaze's logic, AOL > WoW.

[deadly7]

You clearly rigged it.

[rabbit]

What I'm about to say will quite possibly shatter your world as you know it. Pirates = ninjas.  Although ninjas have awesome outfits, pirates have ships and badass flags.

However, the ultimate killing machine is the Pirate ninja.  The beings in this profession are even more badass than me. 

You missed the fact that ninjas can jump around and stab people with their cool Katanas and stuff.  Thus them > pirates.

Samurai use katanas.  Ninjas use kodachis, kunai, shuriken, and the three techniques: ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu.

[dark_drake]

Star Trek is better, Star Wars was a waste of time.

Blasphemy!

[Hitmen]

You all suck. First of all, ninjas are stupid, and only losers like ninjas. Second, pirates are also stupid. Pirates are just wannabe vikings with a retarded accent. Vikings, on the otherhand, are totally badass and would rape, pillage, and plunder both the pirates and ninjas, at the same time, with their hands tied behind their back.

[dark_drake]

You all suck. First of all, ninjas are stupid, and only losers like ninjas. Second, pirates are also stupid. Pirates are just wannabe vikings with a retarded accent. Vikings, on the otherhand, are totally badass and would rape, pillage, and plunder both the pirates and ninjas, at the same time, with their hands tied behind their back.

Because Vikings don't have retarded accents....

[Newby]

You all suck. First of all, ninjas are stupid, and only losers like ninjas. Second, pirates are also stupid. Pirates are just wannabe vikings with a retarded accent. Vikings, on the otherhand, are totally badass and would rape, pillage, and plunder both the pirates and ninjas, at the same time, with their hands tied behind their back.

Not to mention the fact that an awesome genre of music (Viking Metal) is named after them. I don't think there's such a thing as Ninja Metal OR Pirate Metal, is there?

[Hitmen]

You all suck. First of all, ninjas are stupid, and only losers like ninjas. Second, pirates are also stupid. Pirates are just wannabe vikings with a retarded accent. Vikings, on the otherhand, are totally badass and would rape, pillage, and plunder both the pirates and ninjas, at the same time, with their hands tied behind their back.

Because Vikings don't have retarded accents....

Vikings don't speak in broken english, I'm sure they spoke in their own languages.

[rabbit]

Norse, Celtic, and the root of French (which wasn't a gay language (the root, not French, French is gay)).

[Blaze]

By Blaze's logic, AOL > WoW.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=AOL+Sucks&word2=World+of+WarCraft+Sucks

[iago]

Well, I'm a fan of TV serieses, so I like Star Trek better.  Although I've never really seen any of the Star Wars movies, so who knows?

However, I've been watching Battlestar Galactica, which *might* be better than both. More to come on that eventually.