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Vote for Joe!
« on: July 13, 2006, 08:37:44 am »
Vote for Joe for x86 leader!

1. I don't descriminate by interests. I support krazed the stoner, Blaze the atheist, Towelie the drunk, and Sidoh the geek.
2. I don't sugar-coat my opinion. If I dislike you, you *will* know it.
3. I actually listen to good ideas, contrary to popular belief.
4. If you elect me as leader, religious conversation will have it's own forum, restoring ultimate peace to these forums.

Any questions?
« Last Edit: July 13, 2006, 08:39:28 am by Joe[x86] »
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2006, 10:36:11 am »
Don't push your luck, you barely made it back in. :P
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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2006, 11:56:18 am »
Vote for Joe for x86 leader!

1. I don't
descriminate by interests. I support krazed the stoner, Blaze the atheist, Towelie the drunk, and Sidoh the geek.
2. I don't sugar-coat my opinion. If I dislike you, you *will* know it.
3. I actually listen to good ideas, contrary to popular belief.
4. If you elect me as leader, religious conversation will have it's own forum, restoring ultimate peace to these forums.

Any questions?
can you spell?

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2006, 01:08:19 pm »
Vote for Joe for x86 leader!

1. I don't descriminate by interests. I support krazed the stoner, Blaze the atheist, Towelie the drunk, and Sidoh the geek.
2. I don't sugar-coat my opinion. If I dislike you, you *will* know it.
3. I actually listen to good ideas, contrary to popular belief.
4. If you elect me as leader, religious conversation will have it's own forum, restoring ultimate peace to these forums.

Any questions?

5. I was voted out for being immature and annoying deadly, and barely got back in.
6. I'm the only person on here who discusses religion enough to warrant its own forum (ever thought of converting your forum into a Jesusfest forum? Maybe Joesusfest?)
7. I am the only person running who hasn't put an annoying candidacy signature in his signature.
    7a. I do still have an annoying Jesus signature, though.

Haha, pwned n00b. Check the sig, fool.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2006, 01:13:24 pm »
No thx.

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2006, 01:33:32 pm »
Vote for Joe for x86 leader!

1. I don't
descriminate by interests. I support krazed the stoner, Blaze the atheist, Towelie the drunk, and Sidoh the geek.
2. I don't sugar-coat my opinion. If I dislike you, you *will* know it.
3. I actually listen to good ideas, contrary to popular belief.
4. If you elect me as leader, religious conversation will have it's own forum, restoring ultimate peace to these forums.

Any questions?
can you spell?

Yes.

5. I was voted out for being immature and annoying deadly, and barely got back in.
See #2. :)

6. I'm the only person on here who discusses religion enough to warrant its own forum
You sure?

7. I am the only person running who hasn't put an annoying candidacy signature in his signature.
    7a. I do still have an annoying Jesus signature, though.
iago hasn't made an an annoying candidacy signature. Also, if I needed to make a signature to promote my cause, I would. Except.. I don't. Also, I do have a Jesus signature, but not an annoying one.

Haha, pwned n00b. Check the sig, fool.
Which signature?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2006, 01:39:26 pm »
uhmm,.............why am I linked in your thing?

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2006, 01:42:42 pm »
Ok, since my ISP is being a fucking cock gobbling cum guzzling Jesus fucking shitwhore, I'll post my response later.

I had it all typed out and they decided to be gay. :(
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2006, 02:03:28 pm »
Vote for Joe for x86 leader!

1. I don't descriminate by interests. I support krazed the stoner, Blaze the atheist, Towelie the drunk, and Sidoh the geek.
Seems pretty hypocritical in my eyes.
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2. I don't sugar-coat my opinion. If I dislike you, you *will* know it.
Yeah, but you still sugar-coat your opinions.
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3. I actually listen to good ideas, contrary to popular belief.
You don't act upon them, so it's as good as not listening.
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4. If you elect me as leader, religious conversation will have it's own forum, restoring ultimate peace to these forums.
This can be done without you being leader.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2006, 02:42:47 pm »
Those were serious questions, dammit.  And yes, your sig is annoying.

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2006, 03:52:24 pm »
Ok, since my ISP is being a fucking cock gobbling cum guzzling Jesus fucking shitwhore, I'll post my response later.

I had it all typed out and they decided to be gay. :(
Can't you get it back by pressing 'back'?  I use "back" on Firefox all the time on these forums..

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2006, 03:59:04 pm »
Ok, since my ISP is being a fucking cock gobbling cum guzzling Jesus fucking shitwhore, I'll post my response later.

I had it all typed out and they decided to be gay. :(
Can't you get it back by pressing 'back'?  I use "back" on Firefox all the time on these forums..
Firefox's memory is great.  I don't know how I ever visited forums without it.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2006, 04:32:09 pm »
Can't you get it back by pressing 'back'?  I use "back" on Firefox all the time on these forums..

I hit back, but I got the original post, which was a giant quote of Joe's original post, which I hacked up and responded to his posts. :|

Pages are barely loading at this point in time. I hate it. :(

Funny, I had to copy/paste this entire message because ironically it failed to send. :|
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2006, 04:43:03 pm »
HELL FUCKING NO, MAYBE IF YOU PAID ME LIKE 20 DOLLARS
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Re: Vote for Joe!
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2006, 04:43:50 pm »
@rabbit: I want to move out because DSL = rocks. I'm addicted to the bible because I want to be. Watch me demonstrate #2. I dislike you. Stop posting in my forum.

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How about the.. like.. 8 you owe me, Nelson?
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.