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Started by ZeroX, July 19, 2006, 05:30:35 AM

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ZeroX

This question has always made me question the bible. I dont like to question I something I belive in but I just dont understand. If a snake told eve to eeat a apple off the tree, Then that must mean that snakes had some type of communcation with a human being. Why dont they still do that to this day or have had reports of snakes communcating with a person?
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rabbit

That was the Garden of Eden, prior to Eve's pure mind being corrupted.  Anything was possible.

d&q

Also, it wasn't just an ordinary snake, 'twas the devil!
The writ of the founders must endure.

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leet_muffin

Quote from: rabbit on July 19, 2006, 08:25:12 AM
That was the Garden of Eden, prior to Eve's pure mind being corrupted.  Anything was possible.

I used to know all this stuff, but.. If Eve's mind was corrupted, who told the story?
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
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CrAz3D

Quote from: leet_muffin on July 19, 2006, 05:50:22 PM
Quote from: rabbit on July 19, 2006, 08:25:12 AM
That was the Garden of Eden, prior to Eve's pure mind being corrupted.  Anything was possible.

I used to know all this stuff, but.. If Eve's mind was corrupted, who told the story?
Adam?...

d&q

It was dictated to Moses by God, on Mount Sinai.
The writ of the founders must endure.

Eric

I've always been curious as to why Satan chose to come in the form of a serpent.

leet_muffin

Quote from: Deuce on July 19, 2006, 06:44:13 PM
It was dictated to Moses by God, on Mount Sinai.

Oh yeah, I forgot about God talking directly to people.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

CrAz3D

Quote from: Lord[nK] on July 19, 2006, 07:20:12 PM
I've always been curious as to why Satan chose to come in the form of a serpent.
cause snakes are creppy, they move without legs/wings/etc...just a hose that moves...WEIRD

Armin

Quote from: Lord[nK] on July 19, 2006, 07:20:12 PM
I've always been curious as to why Satan chose to come in the form of a serpent.
Because snakes are metal, and Satan is metal. duh.
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Joe

Serpents are reguarded as poisonous and downright evil (except to those who have pet snakes, but I think those people are evil too..), thus a good personification of him. He could have just desended from heaven as an angel, which I don't understand why he didn't, but eh. Satan's a retard anyhow.

To CrAz3D, at that time, snakes did have legs. Quoth the bible!

I think snakes could talk as well, because.. hey, why not? But even if they couldn't, Satan (being an angel) could simply shapeshift (yay, druids!) into a snake and talk anyhow (which he did).

For you all, Genesis chapter 3.


Quotereports of snakes communcating with a person?
Parselmouth? :)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


rabbit

Satan didn't exist until the New Testament.  The snake in Genesis is just a snake.

Joe

Quote from: rabbit on August 28, 2006, 03:04:06 PM
Satan didn't exist until the New Testament.  The snake in Genesis is just a snake.

Right..
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.