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« on: August 13, 2006, 10:03:52 pm »
My dad gave me the talk. He said if I was too embarassed to buy condoms, he'd do it for me. Please pray.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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Re: UGH!
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2006, 10:05:55 pm »
You're not going to need condoms for a long time.
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2006, 10:20:27 pm »
Oh, I've been offered sex before. She was a total slut though, and I bet she had STD's, and she refused to let me use a condom, so she got rejected.
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I'd personally do as Joe suggests

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You might be right about that, Joe.

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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2006, 10:32:26 pm »
Your point being? That has nothing to do with what I just said.  :P
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2006, 10:32:32 pm »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 13, 2006, 10:03:52 pm
My dad gave me the talk. He said if I was too embarassed to buy condoms, he'd do it for me. Please pray.
hahaha!
cool?...I didnt get talked to.

Ask him for some booze to take the edge off of your first time, also
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2006, 10:35:47 pm »
CrAz3D, you seem to have forgotten this is my *dad*. I'm not going to go up to him and say "hey dad, I need some condoms and some beer, I'm gonna go out nailing a bunch of chicks".
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Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 pm
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 pm
You might be right about that, Joe.

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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2006, 10:37:39 pm »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on August 13, 2006, 10:35:47 pm
CrAz3D, you seem to have forgotten this is my *dad*. I'm not going to go up to him and say "hey dad, I need some condoms and some beer, I'm gonna go out nailing a bunch of chicks".
hey, he offered...

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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2006, 10:56:09 pm »
Listen to Deuce. Until you start asking out women (and I don't mean using sticky pads, the internet, or asking the girl's brother to ask her then drive you two to ice cream) you have no need for condoms. :)
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2006, 10:59:06 pm »
You need to be 18+ to buy condoms? You can buy here regardless the age, and I think that's a good idea since most teen likes to have sex and it only help prevent stds not spread it. Also, why would you want condoms? Aren't you super-religious and can't have sex before marriage?
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2006, 11:12:38 pm »
Quote from: xex on August 13, 2006, 10:59:06 pm
You need to be 18+ to buy condoms? You can buy here regardless the age, and I think that's a good idea since most teen likes to have sex and it only help prevent stds not spread it. Also, why would you want condoms? Aren't you super-religious and can't have sex before marriage?
i think his dad just offered so that joe wouldnt be embarassed

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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2006, 11:28:26 pm »
You don't have to buy condoms from people. They have vending machines(for the lack of a better word) in bathrooms and stuff in many places.
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2006, 11:39:05 pm »
In the shady places....

Anyway, little McChristian won't need them until marriage.

O well.  My parents let me drink rum if it's in the house.  Whatever.
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2006, 11:40:13 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on August 13, 2006, 11:39:05 pm
In the shady places....

Anyway, little McChristian won't need them until marriage.

O well.  My parents let me drink rum if it's in the house.  Whatever.
Joe said he's seen naked chickness tho, I think...yeah?
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2006, 11:45:30 pm »
O well then, Joe, you can give up Christianity now.  You're going to hell regardless ^^
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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2006, 12:09:41 am »
Quote from: CrAz3D on August 13, 2006, 11:40:13 pm
Joe said he's seen naked chickness tho, I think...yeah?

Reminds me of the time Joe downloaded some 70mb porn video off of me via BitTorrent for 2 days straight @ 4 kB/s. :P
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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 pm
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 am
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 
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