Urgent message for Kaleeko

[Ender]

[Kaleeko]

I hate you.

[deadly7]

lmao birdies
[I don't get it]

[Kaleeko]

I hate birds. Not so much that I'm racist, but I really just... don't like them. They fly at you, bite you, get feathers on your face, make ubnoxious noises, and aren't cute to make up for it. Ever seen the movie The Birds? Yeah. I'm scared of birds. I like rats. I love snakes. Spiders are cute, sometimes. But keep your fucking birds away from me.

[deadly7]

rofl.  For your next birthday, I'll be sure to get you a bird!  What's more is I'll tell it to fly to your house.

[Ender]

I hate birds.

I'm personally offended.

Not so much that I'm racist, but I really just... don't like them.

The poor things are just trying to survive in this modernized world of humans and machinery.

They fly at you,

I love it when my birds fly ^^.

bite you,

I usually soak them when they do that and the satisfaction makes up for having been bit.

get feathers on your face,

Dogs and cats shed fur and dander. How are feathers worse?

make ubnoxious noises,

Marshmellow is an up-and-coming Sigur Ros. I'll have to record him sometime.

and aren't cute to make up for it.

They are too! Beauty is in the eye of the observer. Plus, how the hell can a snake be more cute than a bird?

Ever seen the movie The Birds? Yeah. I'm scared of birds. I like rats. I love snakes. Spiders are cute, sometimes. But keep your fucking birds away from me.

You'll grow to love them.

[Kaleeko]

It's an opinion, not a basis of truth or fact. I just.. don't like birds. Penguins are cute. That's it. You're quite entitled to dislike things I like. I will extend the curteousy and hate your birds. <3

(Hey, I liked your Sigur Ros! :P)

[Joe]

Penguins are cute.

All is forgiven.

[rabbit]

Spiders are cute

I'll kill you.

[Kaleeko]

Spiders are cute

I'll kill you.

You forgot the 'sometimes'. Little ones are annoying. Deadly ones are scary for an obvious reason. But large fuzzy ones, like tarantulas, aren't bad at all. I really don't mind spiders. I do hate ants, though, They travel in packs... Eww. So disgusting.

[rabbit]

Spiders are cute

I'll kill you.

But large fuzzy ones, like tarantulas, aren't bad at all. I really don't mind spiders.

I'll kill you.  Twice.

[Kaleeko]

Spiders are cute

I'll kill you.

But large fuzzy ones, like tarantulas, aren't bad at all. I really don't mind spiders.

I'll kill you.  Twice.

Rabbit's afraid of spiders! Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaahaha!!! :D

[dark_drake]

I do hate ants, though, They travel in packs... Eww. So disgusting.

Ants own.  Seriously, throw a few crumbs and watch the little guys lift massive (relative to their size) pieces of food.  It's awesome!

[Sidoh]

::)

[MyndFyre]

I hate birds. Not so much that I'm racist, but I really just... don't like them.

Birds are not a race.  -_-