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September 04, 2006, 12:42:12 AM Last Edit: September 04, 2006, 12:46:38 AM by Newby
Steve Irwin dead. :(

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,20349534-952,00.html

Stung by a sting ray.

QuoteTHE Crocodile Man, Steve Irwin, is dead.

He was killed in a freak accident in Cairns, police sources said.

It is understood he was killed by a sting-ray barb that went through his chest.

He was swimming off the Low Isles at Port Douglas filming an underwater documentary and that's when it occured.

Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality this morning at Batt Reef off Port Douglas.

It is understood Mr Irwin was killed around midday,  Eastern Australian time.

It is understood he was killed instantly.

A source said Mr Irwin was already dead when his body was brought onto the Isle.

A source said Mr Irwin's body was being airlifted to Cairns Hospital in North Queensland for formal identification.
- Newby
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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
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[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

AntiVirus

#1
September 04, 2006, 12:45:39 AM
That was a weird article.. Although I don't really like him, it is still sad.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.

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deadly7

#2
September 04, 2006, 12:53:15 AM
Crikey, mates.  RIP
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iago

#3
September 04, 2006, 01:01:26 AM
(11:54:17 PM) Ron: I mean, if he was killed by a snake or a crocodile or something, I could understand...... but a stingray?
(11:54:43 PM) Sean Habing: lol no shit
(11:55:55 PM) Sean Habing: like come on.  they should feed him to a snake now
(11:56:04 PM) Ron: Hahaha
(11:56:17 PM) Sean Habing: gota make up for the lost irony

Ergot

#4
September 04, 2006, 01:02:24 AM
The world is doomed! Who's going to hunt the crocodiles with their bare hands now?!
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Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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CrAz3D

#5
September 04, 2006, 01:06:15 AM
That sucks...

Kinda like that Timothy Treadwell dude (the grizzly man that was eaten by bears)...except not crocs, pfft.

That dude was nuts, seemed nice. 

iago

#6
September 04, 2006, 01:11:24 AM
The crocodile hunter should have been killed by a croc, would have been ironic and appropriate at the same time... but a STINGRAY!?  Bah!

Newby

#7
September 04, 2006, 01:32:39 AM
- Newby
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Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

dark_drake

#8
September 04, 2006, 01:48:05 AM
This saddens me. :(
errr... something like that...

Armin

#9
September 04, 2006, 02:27:03 AM
 :'(
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Joe

#10
September 04, 2006, 04:09:23 AM
Metal is about to go give that stingray a taste of its own medicine.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

Hitmen

#11
September 04, 2006, 04:31:16 AM
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#12
September 04, 2006, 04:40:01 AM
Who knew a sting ray would be the death of him.  :P
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rabbit

#13
September 04, 2006, 09:24:14 AM
The stingray.  That thing and I have been plotting this for years.

d&q

#14
September 04, 2006, 10:17:47 AM
It wasn't the actual sting that killed him, 'twas the piercing of the heart.
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