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Gel-filled bras -- terrorist weapon?
« on: September 12, 2006, 12:35:30 pm »
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Re: Gel-filled bras -- terrorist weapon?
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2006, 01:15:16 pm »
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Closer inspection of the list raises further issues. It's to be applauded that mums are allowed to take a "small amount" of breast milk aboard, but we can only assume that if a heavily-lactating woman turned up at security, a specially-trained operative would be obliged to remove most of the milk from its containers. If any reader knows where we can apply for that job, please let us know.
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In summary, then: passengers should be on the lookout for shifty-looking foreign blokes, especially if they speak some funny Arab-sounding lingo, are wearing gel-filled bras and nervously fingering tubes of KY Jelly. The future of western civilisation may depend on your vigilance. ®
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Re: Gel-filled bras -- terrorist weapon?
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2006, 01:16:58 pm »
:)

But I was sort of hoping the first person to reply wouldn't RTFA :(.  But now that it's been revealed as a joke, I'll move this to the humor forum
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