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Started by Mythix, October 31, 2006, 08:38:59 PM

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Mythix

October 31, 2006, 08:38:59 PM
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'.
Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

- Ambrose Bierce

Joe

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October 31, 2006, 10:42:40 PM Last Edit: October 31, 2006, 10:47:54 PM by Joe[x86]
I especially love Atheism and Rastafarianism. Apparently Rasta, or whatever the dudes name, will rise from the dead in 2008, after 33 years, Jesus's lifetime. Interesting story, they think that Rasta was the second Christ.

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Also, Protestantism is totally wrong. We're more of Stoicism, the shit doesn't bother us.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

d&q

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October 31, 2006, 11:00:45 PM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7750.msg96889#msg96889 date=1162352560]
I especially love Atheism and Rastafarianism. Apparently Rasta, or whatever the dudes name, will rise from the dead in 2008, after 33 years, Jesus's lifetime.

Um, you really have no idea about what you're talking about.
The writ of the founders must endure.

leet_muffin

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November 01, 2006, 09:47:44 AM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7750.msg96889#msg96889 date=1162352560]
Also, Protestantism is totally wrong. We're more of Stoicism, the shit doesn't bother us.

Actually, the shit just bothered you.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

Joe

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November 01, 2006, 11:29:45 AM
Quote from: Deuce on October 31, 2006, 11:00:45 PM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7750.msg96889#msg96889 date=1162352560]
I especially love Atheism and Rastafarianism. Apparently Rasta, or whatever the dudes name, will rise from the dead in 2008, after 33 years, Jesus's lifetime.

Um, you really have no idea about what you're talking about.

Maybe I'm confused with a different religion.

Quote from: leet_muffin on November 01, 2006, 09:47:44 AM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7750.msg96889#msg96889 date=1162352560]
Also, Protestantism is totally wrong. We're more of Stoicism, the shit doesn't bother us.

Actually, the shit just bothered you.

No, it didn't. I simply said that it was incorrect and went on with life. :)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.

trust

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November 01, 2006, 03:18:56 PM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=7750.msg96889#msg96889 date=1162352560]
EDIT -
Also, Protestantism is totally wrong. We're more of Stoicism, the shit doesn't bother us.

I disagree. It's not called a "Protestant work ethic" for nothing.
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