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They say sore thumbs hurt....

Started by iago, November 25, 2006, 10:24:14 AM

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iago

... but sore toes are worse.  Last night, I stepped on something sharp and got a big cut on my big toe.  After bleeding all over the kitchen, I painfully wrapped a paper towel around it and cleaned up the mess (while trying to keep it on my toe -- not easy).  I went to my room, and the bleeding stopped after not-too-long. 

This morning, it hurts like hell.  I think that whatever I stepped on might be still in there, but I can't get a good look at the bottom of my toe.  So I have to wait till about 3pm, when my family gets home, to see if there's something stuck there.  So in the meantime, the toe sticks out like a sore thumb.  And hurts! :(

AntiVirus

Lmao!!  Well, that sucks!  So you have no idea as to what you stepped on?
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

iago

I do now, my mom said she shattered a casserole dish a couple days ago.  It was a shard of that. 

My mom got it out, it was a triangular piece of white stuff (the stuff that's used for casserole dishes.. glass, sort of?), about 5millimeters long, so reasonably big, for being stuck straight into my toe. 

It's out, and my foot doesn't hurt now.  Life is good!

AntiVirus

The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

d&q

Quote from: iago on November 25, 2006, 05:58:24 PM
the stuff that's used for casserole dishes.. glass, sort of?

Porcelain?
The writ of the founders must endure.

Killer360

You should have called me! My mom's a doctor.  :P

disco


Ergot

I would have taken out what was in there before it could cause more damage. You're just lucky it wasn't something lethal! I suggest your family start a system of communicating possible hazards in the home.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

dark_drake

Quote from: Ergot on November 25, 2006, 08:51:19 PM
I would have taken out what was in there before it could cause more damage. You're just lucky it wasn't something lethal! I suggest your family start a system of communicating possible hazards in the home.
That ruins the excitement of it all!
errr... something like that...

Ergot

Quote from: dark_drake on November 25, 2006, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Ergot on November 25, 2006, 08:51:19 PM
I would have taken out what was in there before it could cause more damage. You're just lucky it wasn't something lethal! I suggest your family start a system of communicating possible hazards in the home.
That ruins the excitement of it all!
Touché
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

disco

Quote from: iago on November 25, 2006, 05:58:24 PM
I do now, my mom said she shattered a casserole dish a couple days ago.  It was a shard of that.

You want to collect on it?  I know a guy who can get you the house, the car(s), and if you tip him an extra 50$ a gun in her hand and malicious intent.

Joe

Quote from: disco on November 25, 2006, 10:12:45 PM
Quote from: iago on November 25, 2006, 05:58:24 PM
I do now, my mom said she shattered a casserole dish a couple days ago.  It was a shard of that.

You want to collect on it?  I know a guy who can get you the house, the car(s), and if you tip him an extra 50$ a gun in her hand and malicious intent.

LOL!

Quote from: Ergot on November 25, 2006, 08:51:19 PM
You're just lucky it wasn't something lethal!

Reminds me of the shard of the Nazgul blade that Frodo had in his shoulder. :)

Quote from: Killer360 on November 25, 2006, 08:08:53 PM
You should have called me! My mom's a doctor.  :P

Before I remembered that you only live like five seconds away, I was going to say he would have probably called me instead. :)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Nate

No the best is when you step on something and you look down and its sticking out the top of your foot because it went through.

iago

Quote from: disco on November 25, 2006, 08:16:44 PM
post some pics
Good call.. if I can find the piece (I think my garbage bag is empty, other than it), I will.  It's tiny, but big enough to hurt a toe. 

Quote from: dark_drake on November 25, 2006, 09:15:50 PM
That ruins the excitement of it all!
Agreed!  If I knew there was porcelain (thanks!) there, I would have been more careful and I wouldn't have gotten a neat story. 

Quote from: Nate on November 26, 2006, 12:59:10 AM
No the best is when you step on something and you look down and its sticking out the top of your foot because it went through.
"ouch, my bone!"

iago