New person in the house..

[Joe]

I have a friend. Her name is Sam. Yes, "her", implying she's a female. Anyhow, she's 16 and got kicked out of her house by her drunk mom and stepdad for being a negative influence on her little 8-year-old brother by not cleaning her room.

So, for the past week or so she's been staying in a trailer with a family of stoners, broke, going nowhere. Plus she's alergic to cats, and they have five (I have two, but that's not nearly as bad).

So, she IM's me last night. "Joe.. let me come live with you." After explaining it all to me, I figured it was pretty legit, talked it over with my parents, so now we're playing it on a day-to-day basis. She's sleeping her tonight, and probably tomorrow night (she's coming to drama practice / sign language lessons with me tomorrow). Tuesday will be harder because I have to work, and job shadowing is pretty much out of the question because it's a "distraction to my guard".

Anyhow, Sam's sleeping on the couch (boo) in the other room. I have to wake her up tomorrow to make sure she gets up on time for school, hehe. More to come, if there is anymore.

[Sidoh]

Is Joe going to get laid?   :o

[Joe]

Joe's too tired..

Although she originally offered $400 in "rent" if she were allowed to stay until January 3rd, when she can move to her cousin's house.

[trust]

Take a picture. (Either while she's awake if she's willing, or asleep if she's not.) I want to see this chick.

[Newby]

You said ""her,"" implying she has both male and female parts.

[CrAz3D]

From your original post you sound like you might be interested in (banging) her, are you?

Is she cute? ;)

[Ergot]

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Joe's too tired..

Although she originally offered $400 in "rent" if she were allowed to stay until January 3rd, when she can move to her cousin's house.

Fuck the $400, ask for a blowjob.

[trust]

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Joe's too tired..

Although she originally offered $400 in "rent" if she were allowed to stay until January 3rd, when she can move to her cousin's house.

Fuck the $400, ask for a blowjob.

I would take $400 over a blowjob anyday.

[CrAz3D]

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Joe's too tired..

Although she originally offered $400 in "rent" if she were allowed to stay until January 3rd, when she can move to her cousin's house.

Fuck the $400, ask for a blowjob.

I would take $400 over a blowjob anyday.

agreed, unless its from someone awesome & I can video tape it for everyone to see ;)

[rabbit]

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

And if Joe gets laid, he goes to hell.  The dilemma: be normal or be douchey church freak.

[trust]

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

And if Joe gets laid, he goes to hell.  The dilemma: be normal or be douchey church freak.

Apparently he's gotten laid. Though no details were provided, and afaik Joe isn't in a relationship. Drunken Sex? Friends with benefits? The world needs to know.

[Newby]

A flat out lie/exaggeration? Who knows!

[Joe]

Take a picture. (Either while she's awake if she's willing, or asleep if she's not.) I want to see this chick.

"I'm in shape! Round is a shape!"

From your original post you sound like you might be interested in (banging) her, are you?

Is she cute? ;)

No. Moderately.

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

And if Joe gets laid, he goes to hell.  The dilemma: be normal or be douchey church freak.

Bye, Heaven. I've been laid before.

Take the $400.  Then pay her $20 for a blowjob.  That's how it works.

And if Joe gets laid, he goes to hell.  The dilemma: be normal or be douchey church freak.

Apparently he's gotten laid. Though no details were provided, and afaik Joe isn't in a relationship. Drunken Sex? Friends with benefits? The world needs to know.

Friends with benefits.

[trust]

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Take a picture. (Either while she's awake if she's willing, or asleep if she's not.) I want to see this chick.

"I'm in shape! Round is a shape!"

She's fat?

Friends with benefits.

Nice. It's really the best kind of relationship.

[Chavo]

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Bye, Heaven. I've been laid before.

I call bullshit.