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Offline Towelie

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The ten most dangerous toys ever
« on: December 16, 2006, 01:23:02 pm »
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2006, 01:39:26 pm »
Haha, that canon is pretty funny.
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2006, 02:34:06 pm »
That hammock didn't kill me. Shall I find it and try again? :).
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2006, 03:31:11 pm »
Quote from: Joe[x86] on December 16, 2006, 02:34:06 pm
That hammock didn't kill me. Shall I find it and try again? :).
Yes, Do it over a pool of water filled with sharks that haven't eaten in a month, too.
Oh, before hand, cut your feet and wrists with razor blades.


(Jus' Kidding.)
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2006, 03:32:19 pm »
Quote from: Super_X on December 16, 2006, 03:31:11 pm
Quote from: Joe[x86] on December 16, 2006, 02:34:06 pm
That hammock didn't kill me. Shall I find it and try again? :).
Yes, Do it over a pool of water filled with sharks that haven't eaten in a month, too.
Oh, before hand, cut your feet and wrists with razor blades.


(Jus' Kidding.)
So you're telling him to do it over a pool filled with dead sharks?
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2006, 03:34:38 pm »
No, hungry sharks.
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2006, 05:18:02 pm »
The only really bad one I saw was the uranium one, everything else I played with at one point in my life and I never killed myself.
The motorcycle, I guess, is also bad...but it wasnt a bad idea, just bad engineering.
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2006, 05:26:01 pm »
Quote from: Deuce on December 16, 2006, 03:34:38 pm
No, hungry sharks.
I'm pretty sure a shark would die without eating for an entire month.
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2006, 05:36:32 pm »
I tried to get my mom to give me her credit card so I could be these, but she wouldn't let me. :(


Gotta love lawn darts.  I think I'll go look for some on ebay...
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2006, 06:30:34 pm »
Quote from: Metal Militia on December 16, 2006, 05:26:01 pm
Quote from: Deuce on December 16, 2006, 03:34:38 pm
No, hungry sharks.
I'm pretty sure a shark would die without eating for an entire month.
You would be totally wrong. Go through google. They say 3 months.
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2006, 07:57:44 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on December 16, 2006, 06:30:34 pm
Quote from: Metal Militia on December 16, 2006, 05:26:01 pm
Quote from: Deuce on December 16, 2006, 03:34:38 pm
No, hungry sharks.
I'm pretty sure a shark would die without eating for an entire month.
You would be totally wrong. Go through google. They say 3 months.
You're right. Marine animals suck.
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2006, 01:03:22 pm »
Quote from: disco on December 16, 2006, 05:36:32 pm
I tried to get my mom to give me her credit card so I could be these, but she wouldn't let me. :(


Gotta love lawn darts.  I think I'll go look for some on ebay...
And with only a few hundred you can make yourself your very own dirty bomb!
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2006, 03:07:43 pm »
Quote from: rabbit on December 17, 2006, 01:03:22 pm
Quote from: disco on December 16, 2006, 05:36:32 pm
I tried to get my mom to give me her credit card so I could be these, but she wouldn't let me. :(


Gotta love lawn darts.  I think I'll go look for some on ebay...
And with only a few hundred you can make yourself your very own dirty bomb!

I know right.  They also sell "ultra high level radiation" uranium ore so I might just get some of that...
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2006, 06:48:25 pm »
That's pretty fucking hilarious.. I actually had one of those "sky dancers" when I was little, though (I know, so girly), and yes,  seeing it on the list made me laugh. I did hurt myself many times with that thing. (Mainly from sticking my finger into the hole and pulling the string, curiousity struck me... But I did piss my sister off a few times using it as a "gun" against her, which, surprisingly, was rather painful... They shoot ridiculously fast...)

Though, children can pretty much hurt themselves with anything you give them. They're just that stupid.
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Re: The ten most dangerous toys ever
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2006, 09:44:46 am »
I doubt that radioactive kit is the least bit dangerous.  I have a friend who worked with radiation a lot (at Los Alamos lab), and he said that most radioactive stuff is completely harmless. 
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