The ten most dangerous toys ever

[Towelie]

http://www.radarmagazine.com/features/2006/12/toys.php

Rofl.

[Sidoh]

Haha, that canon is pretty funny.

[Joe]

That hammock didn't kill me. Shall I find it and try again? :).

[Super_X]

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That hammock didn't kill me. Shall I find it and try again? :).

Yes, Do it over a pool of water filled with sharks that haven't eaten in a month, too.
Oh, before hand, cut your feet and wrists with razor blades.


(Jus' Kidding.)

[Armin]

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That hammock didn't kill me. Shall I find it and try again? :).

Yes, Do it over a pool of water filled with sharks that haven't eaten in a month, too.
Oh, before hand, cut your feet and wrists with razor blades.


(Jus' Kidding.)

So you're telling him to do it over a pool filled with dead sharks?

[d&q]

No, hungry sharks.

[CrAz3D]

The only really bad one I saw was the uranium one, everything else I played with at one point in my life and I never killed myself.
The motorcycle, I guess, is also bad...but it wasnt a bad idea, just bad engineering.

[Armin]

No, hungry sharks.

I'm pretty sure a shark would die without eating for an entire month.

[disco]

I tried to get my mom to give me her credit card so I could be these, but she wouldn't let me. :(


Gotta love lawn darts.  I think I'll go look for some on ebay...

[Ergot]

No, hungry sharks.

I'm pretty sure a shark would die without eating for an entire month.

You would be totally wrong. Go through google. They say 3 months.

[Armin]

No, hungry sharks.

I'm pretty sure a shark would die without eating for an entire month.

You would be totally wrong. Go through google. They say 3 months.

You're right. Marine animals suck.

[rabbit]

I tried to get my mom to give me her credit card so I could be these, but she wouldn't let me. :(


Gotta love lawn darts.  I think I'll go look for some on ebay...

And with only a few hundred you can make yourself your very own dirty bomb!

[disco]

I tried to get my mom to give me her credit card so I could be these, but she wouldn't let me. :(


Gotta love lawn darts.  I think I'll go look for some on ebay...

And with only a few hundred you can make yourself your very own dirty bomb!

I know right.  They also sell "ultra high level radiation" uranium ore so I might just get some of that...

[Kaleeko]

That's pretty fucking hilarious.. I actually had one of those "sky dancers" when I was little, though (I know, so girly), and yes,  seeing it on the list made me laugh. I did hurt myself many times with that thing. (Mainly from sticking my finger into the hole and pulling the string, curiousity struck me... But I did piss my sister off a few times using it as a "gun" against her, which, surprisingly, was rather painful... They shoot ridiculously fast...)

Though, children can pretty much hurt themselves with anything you give them. They're just that stupid.

[iago]

I doubt that radioactive kit is the least bit dangerous.  I have a friend who worked with radiation a lot (at Los Alamos lab), and he said that most radioactive stuff is completely harmless.