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Make me a member already.
« on: April 22, 2007, 11:38:54 pm »
After seeing that Ender was made a member, I was suddenly incredibly disgusted at myself for not having done this a long time ago...

So, finally, I've decided to put myself up on the butcher's block and ask to be a member. (I have Sidoh and Myndfyre's approval, for those that are curious.)

I'd like to be a member because, over the time I've been here, I've become friends with a lot of the members, and respect and am amused by many of you. It probably would help to mention that:

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7:58:55 PM mutsumibear: I post more often on there than most of the members.
7:59:02 PM newby1337: Yeah! And you're cooler than most members.

Oh, and, you need a girl. Really bad.

So yeah, just make me a member.. as in, right now. I love you all, and I know, somewhere deep inside your hearts, you love me too. ...  ;)

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2007, 11:41:21 pm »
You ass! Remove that blasphemous quote! I never said that! Honest!

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Guys I still love you all. :-*
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2007, 11:42:34 pm »
You ass! Remove that blasphemous quote! I never said that! Honest!

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Guys I still love you all. :-*
I don't think she can [or will] have sex with you over the internet, sorry. :P
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2007, 11:47:12 pm »
Envy is a sin.
errr... something like that...

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2007, 11:50:21 pm »
Envy is a sin.

A deadly(7) one, too. Haha. Ha. I crack myself up. ...

I don't think she can [or will] have sex with you over the internet, sorry. :P

Don't burst his bubble yet, I still need him to vote yes.

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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2007, 11:52:26 pm »
I don't think she can [or will] have sex with you over the internet, sorry. :P

You stupid Indian. I don't talk to women because I'm interested in having sex with them. I get all tense and shy because I'm interested in having sex with them. Duh.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2007, 12:01:28 am »
Envy is a sin.
You also envy the fact that I'm awesome, so you're a sinner yourself. Welcome to the club!

A deadly(7) one, too. Haha. Ha. I crack myself up. ...
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Don't burst his bubble yet, I still need him to vote yes.
Good point.
Newby: she'll hump you [over the internet] on sight.

You stupid Indian. I don't talk to women because I'm interested in having sex with them. I get all tense and shy because I'm interested in having sex with them. Duh.
Your biology teacher would say differently. ;)
« Last Edit: April 23, 2007, 12:18:24 am by deadly7 »
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2007, 12:07:19 am »
Are there ANY girls in the clan?...I dont think so.

I always agree with cute chicks, dont plan on changin that now

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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2007, 12:19:48 am »
You stupid Indian. I don't talk to women because I'm interested in having sex with them. I get all tense and shy because I'm interested in having sex with them. Duh.
Your biology teacher would say differently. ;)

Yeah but that's because I know it'll never happen. Haha.
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[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2007, 12:23:33 am »
You stupid Indian. I don't talk to women because I'm interested in having sex with them. I get all tense and shy because I'm interested in having sex with them. Duh.
Your biology teacher would say differently. ;)

Yeah but that's because I know it'll never happen. Haha.

You're such a sad, sad little boy.

I've been thinking, though. They say "Better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all." Sub in "had sex" for love , and you get, better to have had sex and never again then never to have had sex at all. ... In Newby's case, I'm a little worried that this isn't a good idea, because once he has it, if he ever goes through deprivation, he'll go absolutely insane*.

*moreso than usual.

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2007, 12:28:21 am »
I don't know you. :-\
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2007, 12:30:42 am »
Are there ANY girls in the clan?...I dont think so.
iago

Yeah but that's because I know it'll never happen. Haha.
Dude, just like slip her some ecstasy. "I bought you a Coke, Mrs. Whozzit" and then when she gets all funny take her home ;)

You're such a sad, sad little boy.

I've been thinking, though. They say "Better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all." Sub in "had sex" for love , and you get, better to have had sex and never again then never to have had sex at all. ... In Newby's case, I'm a little worried that this isn't a good idea, because once he has it, if he ever goes through deprivation, he'll go absolutely insane*.

*moreso than usual.
I don't think he CAN get any more insane.

I don't know you. :-\
Where've you been for the last two years? :P
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
 [17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2007, 12:38:59 am »
I don't know you. :-\

What, have you totally ignored my existance? Psh. -_-

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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2007, 12:59:09 am »
There's a different between acknowledging your existence, and KNOWING you...
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Re: Make me a member already.
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2007, 01:05:28 am »
There's a different between acknowledging your existence, and KNOWING you...
Not really.
errr... something like that...