I always stop and wonder if things like that are true. It could so easily be faked, but was it? :-/
Who cares? It is still funny.
I care, because the funniness falls from 93 to maybe 15 if it's fake.
Well you could say it might be a legitment report. There are professors, you know the one, those stuffy, blue blood folks that looks down upon the scholarship awardees. You know the type:
Hair frightfully combed over, thick rimmed glasses with an arm in his mouth (either an oral fixation or a sad attempt at looking scholarly), a plaid cardigan over a short sleeved Brooks Brothers shirt.