Let's hear it!

[trust]

You and T-Pain should kick it sometime.

Yeah I know. I'm serious btw, I fell in love with a stripper from Kentucky who now works in Myrtle Beach.

Judging you by the content of the majority of your other forum posts, I highly doubt you have the slightest idea of what true love is. I'm sorry, but this is just pretty funny to me.

obviously it's not true love. It's a stripper...

I know girls who are in the line of work of showing their body in order to get money... they're actual people outside of work and have their own personalities and whatnot. It doesn't make them any less of a person... excuse me for not assuming that you were just very infatuated by a specific female's body.

Here's the story: I went to a strip club for the first time in Myrtle Beach. There was a stripper sitting by herself so I went up and introduced myself and asked if she got on stage (in case she was a waitress or something). She said yes, and I asked when. She said she'd get in line. I sat at the stage for her, ready to give her all of the one's in my wallet. She was easily the prettiest one there, and really young. She didn't look like a stripper, she looked natural and like a normal person. I really really liked her, but then I have to remember her job is to make guys feel like she likes them. After I turned her down for a private dance the first time, she wasn't as friendly to me. When I decided that I was going to pay for the vip room, my friends wouldn't let me do it.

[Hitmen]

Here's the story: I went to a strip club for the first time in Myrtle Beach. There was a stripper sitting by herself so I went up and introduced myself and asked if she got on stage (in case she was a waitress or something). She said yes, and I asked when. She said she'd get in line. I sat at the stage for her, ready to give her all of the one's in my wallet. She was easily the prettiest one there, and really young. She didn't look like a stripper, she looked natural and like a normal person. I really really liked her, but then I have to remember her job is to make guys feel like she likes them. After I turned her down for a private dance the first time, she wasn't as friendly to me. When I decided that I was going to pay for the vip room, my friends wouldn't let me do it.

Pfft, some friends you have.

[Towelie]

Here's the story: I went to a strip club for the first time in Myrtle Beach. There was a stripper sitting by herself so I went up and introduced myself and asked if she got on stage (in case she was a waitress or something). She said yes, and I asked when. She said she'd get in line. I sat at the stage for her, ready to give her all of the one's in my wallet. She was easily the prettiest one there, and really young. She didn't look like a stripper, she looked natural and like a normal person. I really really liked her, but then I have to remember her job is to make guys feel like she likes them. After I turned her down for a private dance the first time, she wasn't as friendly to me. When I decided that I was going to pay for the vip room, my friends wouldn't let me do it.

Pfft, some friends you have.

mine would help me pay for it

[trust]

Here's the story: I went to a strip club for the first time in Myrtle Beach. There was a stripper sitting by herself so I went up and introduced myself and asked if she got on stage (in case she was a waitress or something). She said yes, and I asked when. She said she'd get in line. I sat at the stage for her, ready to give her all of the one's in my wallet. She was easily the prettiest one there, and really young. She didn't look like a stripper, she looked natural and like a normal person. I really really liked her, but then I have to remember her job is to make guys feel like she likes them. After I turned her down for a private dance the first time, she wasn't as friendly to me. When I decided that I was going to pay for the vip room, my friends wouldn't let me do it.

Pfft, some friends you have.

mine would help me pay for it

Yeah. It was $30 for 2 songs in a private room, no touching, and a bouncer is in the room too. $140 for 15 minutes, just you and the stripper. The first one that asked me if I wanted a dance explained "Basically, you can play with my pussy and I can play with your dick." Apparently hand jobs and blowjobs aren't uncommon there, but not full service. I wanted to go to the back room just for the experience, but it was pricey for 15 minutes and of course the girl doesn't really like you she just wants your money. I'd probably feel guilty about it.

[CrAz3D]

You and T-Pain should kick it sometime.

Yeah I know. I'm serious btw, I fell in love with a stripper from Kentucky who now works in Myrtle Beach.

Judging you by the content of the majority of your other forum posts, I highly doubt you have the slightest idea of what true love is. I'm sorry, but this is just pretty funny to me.

Judging by your screen name, you must suck in bed.

[CrAz3D]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvRXAEJM1wI


Not really, but I think I might start working on it soon

[iago]

Yeah. It was $30 for 2 songs in a private room, no touching, and a bouncer is in the room too. $140 for 15 minutes, just you and the stripper. The first one that asked me if I wanted a dance explained "Basically, you can play with my pussy and I can play with your dick." Apparently hand jobs and blowjobs aren't uncommon there, but not full service. I wanted to go to the back room just for the experience, but it was pricey for 15 minutes and of course the girl doesn't really like you she just wants your money. I'd probably feel guilty about it.

Is that actually legal?

As far as I understand it, the law in Canada is no touching, period. I assume that either money has to be involved or something for that rule to count.

If it IS illegal (not saying it is, I don't know your laws), might not be the best idea for somebody who is hoping to be in a professional field. Things like that can come back to haunt.

[Blaze]

Prostitution is legal in Canada, just there are a great number of restrictions on it, btw.

[Quik]

You and T-Pain should kick it sometime.

Yeah I know. I'm serious btw, I fell in love with a stripper from Kentucky who now works in Myrtle Beach.

Judging you by the content of the majority of your other forum posts, I highly doubt you have the slightest idea of what true love is. I'm sorry, but this is just pretty funny to me.

Judging by your screen name, you must suck in bed.

Yeah, I'm miserable in bed. Thanks for pointing out my flaws, CrAz3D. Because, you know, that totally makes sense. I'm assuming you're too insane to type "crazy" or "crazed" correctly. And hell, with the amount of alcohol Trust seems to drink, I doubt I would trust him with ANYTHING confidential. Along these same lines, I'd say it's pretty obvious that I fuck like a pornstar.

[rabbit]

You fuck in 4 30 second clips...?

[CrAz3D]

Yeah. It was $30 for 2 songs in a private room, no touching, and a bouncer is in the room too. $140 for 15 minutes, just you and the stripper. The first one that asked me if I wanted a dance explained "Basically, you can play with my pussy and I can play with your dick." Apparently hand jobs and blowjobs aren't uncommon there, but not full service. I wanted to go to the back room just for the experience, but it was pricey for 15 minutes and of course the girl doesn't really like you she just wants your money. I'd probably feel guilty about it.

Is that actually legal?

As far as I understand it, the law in Canada is no touching, period. I assume that either money has to be involved or something for that rule to count.

If it IS illegal (not saying it is, I don't know your laws), might not be the best idea for somebody who is hoping to be in a professional field. Things like that can come back to haunt.

Cause we all know that Bill Clinton wasn't a sexual predator.

[Newby]

So, I found the one perk to drinking Coors Light (or light beer in general): it has very little taste and is basically water, which means you can put down a can in no time at all and not have to suffer.

[trust]

Yeah. It was $30 for 2 songs in a private room, no touching, and a bouncer is in the room too. $140 for 15 minutes, just you and the stripper. The first one that asked me if I wanted a dance explained "Basically, you can play with my pussy and I can play with your dick." Apparently hand jobs and blowjobs aren't uncommon there, but not full service. I wanted to go to the back room just for the experience, but it was pricey for 15 minutes and of course the girl doesn't really like you she just wants your money. I'd probably feel guilty about it.

Yes it's legal to touch. Having sex and whatnot probably isn't, I don't know if that falls under the "two consenting adults" thing or what since the stripper actually rents the room from the club. I didn't go back there so I don't have to worry about it.

Secondly, Quik, I have only drank one time since I've been on Spring Break - and I go back to school tomorrow.

[CrAz3D]

Suffer?  Why would you suffer drinking real beer?  Although, you shouldn't slam real beer ... yeah.

Water has more taste than Coors Light I determined.  If you want good light beer with good taste, Miller Lite.  Yessir.

[Newby]

Why would you suffer drinking real beer?

lol, if you consider that real beer, you've got awful taste in beer.