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Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« on: December 13, 2005, 03:51:18 am »
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2005, 06:23:52 am »
Funny I thought I heard Bill Gates say "Windows 98". Thats an old one, classic though.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2005, 07:07:45 am »
It's from the Windows98 revealing to the world. It's halarious.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2005, 01:27:36 pm »
Quote from: GameSnake on December 13, 2005, 06:23:52 am
Funny I thought I heard Bill Gates say "Windows 98". Thats an old one, classic though.

It is 98, 95 sucked even worse.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2005, 01:55:06 pm »
Haha, that's the most embarassing thing that can possibly happen, and I feel bad for him, dispite the fact that I hate him.  But when everything works perfectly, then you demonstrate it and it doesn't work, it sucks.  I've been there.  "That SHOULD have worked, wtf?"
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2005, 10:27:45 pm »
Seen it, but it's still great. That's a bitch and a half. :P
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2005, 10:29:54 pm »
Owned.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2005, 10:30:17 pm »
With a capitol "p".
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2005, 08:40:21 pm »
Just cause you're a member doesn't mean you can double post.
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2005, 08:40:42 pm »
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2005, 08:53:45 pm »
Bill Gates made a ton of money off that I wouldn't say he got owned :).
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2005, 08:55:21 pm »
Quote from: GameSnake on December 14, 2005, 08:53:45 pm
Bill Gates made a ton of money off that I wouldn't say he got owned :).

Naw, he got owned++ in that situation! :P
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2005, 08:21:21 am »
Dude, does anybody see the irony in the fact that inspite on it's debut Windows 98 crashed and it still went on to make billions for Microsoft?
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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2005, 03:55:05 pm »
Quote from: GameSnake on December 15, 2005, 08:21:21 am
Dude, does anybody see the irony in the fact that inspite on it's debut Windows 98 crashed and it still went on to make billions for Microsoft?

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Re: Bill Gates Windows 95 is Ownage
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2005, 04:25:29 pm »
Quote from: unTactical on December 15, 2005, 03:55:05 pm
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
--The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the end of the universe

I love that one's radio broadcast. :)


I thought of the same thing deadly. ;)
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