Author Topic: Joe bought himself a car (Read 16924 times)

Zagaroth · « **on:** February 25, 2007, 07:32:45 pm »

Joe bought my jeep today, its a 1995 jeep cherokee sport and it has 232654 miles on it. it has been pretty well beat up on. but he only spent $300 on it....

im glad to be rid of it, now i get to drive a chevy cavalier with lots less miles.

Sidoh · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2007, 07:58:52 pm »

Sweet...

BigAznDaddy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2007, 08:46:20 pm »

the car i drive right now is a 1990 Toyota Camry and it has about 600,000 miles on it. it a hunk of junk. cant wait till i get my new car

Joe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2007, 08:50:30 pm »

Quote from: BigAznDaddy on February 25, 2007, 08:46:20 pm

the car i drive right now is a 1990 Toyota Camry and it has about 600,000 miles on it. it a hunk of junk. cant wait till i get my new car

Did an Asian just call an Asian car a piece of junk?

Quote from: Zagaroth on February 25, 2007, 07:32:45 pm

Joe bought my jeep today, its a 1995 jeep cherokee sport and it has 232654 miles on it. it has been pretty well beat up on. but he only spent $300 on it....

im glad to be rid of it, now i get to drive a chevy cavalier with lots less miles.

LET ME TELL THE STORY!!

I bought a beat up car from Zagaroth today.

Zagaroth · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:51:57 pm »

i didnt wanna let you tell the story
so i didnt

Sidoh · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:15:28 pm »

Quote from: BigAznDaddy on February 25, 2007, 08:46:20 pm

the car i drive right now is a 1990 Toyota Camry and it has about 600,000 miles on it. it a hunk of junk. cant wait till i get my new car

600,000? Holy shit!

Chavo · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:22:08 pm »

and the engine has been rebuilt how many times?

rabbit · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:41:44 pm »

It may have ORIGINALLY been a 1990, but I doubt a single part of it is anything less than 2001 by now.

Zagaroth · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:42:29 pm »

way to getoff topic guys

rabbit · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:46:21 pm »

You clearly don't know how we roll here.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:01:29 pm »

Quote from: Sidoh on February 25, 2007, 10:15:28 pm

Quote from: BigAznDaddy on February 25, 2007, 08:46:20 pm
the car i drive right now is a 1990 Toyota Camry and it has about 600,000 miles on it. it a hunk of junk. cant wait till i get my new car

600,000? Holy shit!

x2
...but still believable (however unlikely)

Joe, $300...whats wrong with it? Or *DUDE THAT SOLD IT*...whats wrong with it?

rabbit · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2007, 07:09:18 am »

It's got 230000 miles on it? It's a Jeep?

Zagaroth · « **Reply #12 on:** February 26, 2007, 09:17:17 am »

its been beat ta hell and leaks alot of things and is basically just a peice of crap. and i dont care i get a good car now

EDIT -
Your grammar sucks, Zagaroth.

Quote from: Translation

It's been beat to hell and leaks a lot of things, and it's basically just a piece of crap. I don't care -- I get a good car now.

BigAznDaddy · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2007, 09:23:00 am »

Quote from: unTactical on February 25, 2007, 10:22:08 pm

and the engine has been rebuilt how many times?

I actually Had to fix an oil leak the other day so i had to take the transmission apart and put in new starter, front axle, i had to cut the break disk, and put in new brake pads, i also fixed the radiator, put in new spark plugs and some other stuff that i am forgetting about... o yeah the tires they were worn down like shit so i replaced those... yup.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2007, 09:47:35 am »

Quote from: Zagaroth on February 26, 2007, 09:17:17 am

its been beat ta hell and leaks alot of things and is basically just a peice of crap. and i dont care i get a good car now

...wow, so you openly screwed Joe?

Sidoh · « **Reply #15 on:** February 26, 2007, 11:35:56 am »

Quote from: Zagaroth on February 26, 2007, 09:17:17 am

its been beat ta hell and leaks alot of things and is basically just a peice of crap. and i dont care i get a good car now

You're a dweeb.

Joe · « **Reply #16 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:21:12 pm »

No, he just can't type. He's a pretty cool guy and has a hot sister.

He didn't "openly screw" me. He sold me a piece of shit for $300. Fair trade.

Sidoh · « **Reply #17 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:41:25 pm »

I'm not calling him a dweeb because he sold you a piece of shit. You willingly bought it.

Zagaroth · « **Reply #18 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:48:04 pm »

Joe im gonna hurt you for that sister comment....

Sidoh · « **Reply #19 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:51:05 pm »

Quote from: Zagaroth on February 26, 2007, 04:48:04 pm

Joe im gonna hurt you for that sister comment....

Why, is your sister ugly?

Zagaroth · « **Reply #20 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:51:55 pm »

my sister is in middle school and he has been hitting on her

Sidoh · « **Reply #21 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:55:19 pm »

Quote from: Zagaroth on February 26, 2007, 04:51:55 pm

my sister is in middle school and he has been hitting on her

What grade is she in? Joe's a sophomore, right? If she's an 8th grader, that's a two year difference, yes? I don't think that's a very big deal, though I'm no sociologist.

Zagaroth · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2007, 05:06:28 pm »

2 year difference yeah but still it just doesnt seem right to me... i guess that would work in a few years but now it is still just weird

Sidoh · « **Reply #23 on:** February 26, 2007, 05:08:00 pm »

Quote from: Zagaroth on February 26, 2007, 05:06:28 pm

2 year difference yeah but still it just doesnt seem right to me... i guess that would work in a few years but now it is still just weird

It depends a lot on the situation, I suppose. It does seem a little creepy that he's calling a middle schooler hot, though it's easy to question that feeling once you realize it's only two years age difference.

trust · « **Reply #24 on:** February 26, 2007, 05:33:22 pm »

two years isn't a big difference when you're older, and you know...the girl has actually hit puberty.

Sidoh · « **Reply #25 on:** February 26, 2007, 05:38:56 pm »

Quote from: OG Trust on February 26, 2007, 05:33:22 pm

two years isn't a big difference when you're older, and you know...the girl has actually hit puberty.

Lmao. That's also a good point (that I've considered. my sister dated a junior as a freshman for a long time).

I'm pretty sure 8th grade girls are well into puberty, though the maturity gap is still probably hugely significant, even if we are talking about Joe (kidding

).

Newby · « **Reply #26 on:** February 26, 2007, 06:12:18 pm »

Quote from: Sidoh on February 26, 2007, 05:38:56 pm

...though the maturity gap is still probably hugely significant, even if we are talking about Joe (kidding ).

No, you're still right. She's leaps and bounds more mature than joe.

And I speak for everyone when I say we need pics of this sister. Preferably with a sign that says "x86 rules" held high.

As I realize she's only an 8th grader, I retract the half naked crap. Ewwww. But if we have little kids holding a sign that says "x86 rules" it'll show how elite we truly are.

Sidoh · « **Reply #27 on:** February 26, 2007, 06:19:42 pm »

Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2007, 06:12:18 pm

No, you're still right. She's leaps and bounds more mature than joe.

And I speak for everyone when I say we need pics of this sister. Preferably with a sign that says "x86 rules" held high.

As I realize she's only an 8th grader, I retract the half naked crap. Ewwww. But if we have little kids holding a sign that says "x86 rules" it'll show how elite we truly are.

Haha! I agree. Zagaroth, I'll retract my dweeb statement should you convince your sister to do this!

CrAz3D · « **Reply #28 on:** February 26, 2007, 08:43:10 pm »

Quote from: Zagaroth on February 26, 2007, 05:06:28 pm

2 year difference yeah but still it just doesnt seem right to me... i guess that would work in a few years but now it is still just weird

x2

...can chicks pre-boobage be hot?

rabbit · « **Reply #29 on:** February 26, 2007, 10:03:23 pm »

Depends. Are you a dude pre-ballage?

Joe · « **Reply #30 on:** February 26, 2007, 10:28:07 pm »

I talk to weird people..

And I wasn't hitting on her. $:-\$ . I hugged her once. Twice. Eh.. five times?

CrAz3D · « **Reply #31 on:** February 26, 2007, 10:46:47 pm »

Quote from: rabbit on February 26, 2007, 10:03:23 pm

Depends. Are you a dude pre-ballage?

if your pre-ball-droppageing then I dont believe you have a concept of "hott"

Zagaroth · « **Reply #32 on:** February 27, 2007, 12:27:08 am »

you all talk to Joe about getting my sis to hold that sign for you and w/e cuz she will probably listen to him sooner than me.

Sidoh · « **Reply #33 on:** February 27, 2007, 12:29:58 am »

Joe, do it.

Joe · « **Reply #34 on:** February 27, 2007, 12:42:20 am »

I'll try.

EDIT -
Zag and I usually chill on Wednesday's before church, so I'm guessing that it'll go down then.

CrAz3D · « **Reply #35 on:** February 27, 2007, 09:42:19 am »

Quote from: Joe[x86] on February 27, 2007, 12:42:20 am

I'll try.

EDIT -
Zag and I usually chill on Wednesday's before church, so I'm guessing that it'll go down then.

no nudes???

d&q · « **Reply #36 on:** February 28, 2007, 11:30:26 pm »

Quote from: CrAz3D on February 27, 2007, 09:42:19 am

Quote from: Joe[x86] on February 27, 2007, 12:42:20 am
I'll try.

EDIT -
Zag and I usually chill on Wednesday's before church, so I'm guessing that it'll go down then.
no nudes???

Child pr0n?

Joe · « **Reply #37 on:** March 01, 2007, 12:16:12 am »

Yeah CrAz3D -- I'll get right on that. Posting pictures of an 8th grader on a forum her older brother visits. *thwap on forehead*

She went to Reedsburg with some friends and so it didn't work out. Zagaroth and I plan to do something stupid on Friday, so that's the next possibility. However, don't get your hopes up, because Friday is payday, and when two geeks get togther on payday, they don't hang out in one's basement -- they go on a shopping spree down in Madison. (I'm paying for gas, bum).

rabbit · « **Reply #38 on:** March 01, 2007, 06:30:43 am »

Make him pay half if he wants to go with you.

Joe · « **Reply #39 on:** March 01, 2007, 11:13:38 am »

It was my idea.

dark_drake · « **Reply #40 on:** March 01, 2007, 12:23:48 pm »

Most people I know will offer to pay half of the gas, regardless of whose idea it was.

Zagaroth · « **Reply #41 on:** March 01, 2007, 08:21:08 pm »

he needs me to drive or he doesnt go.

Sidoh · « **Reply #42 on:** March 01, 2007, 09:32:49 pm »

Quote from: Zagaroth on March 01, 2007, 08:21:08 pm

he needs me to drive or he doesnt go.

A very clever realization, but that doesn't mean you need to take advantage of that fact. Generosity can be an admirable trait.

Zagaroth · « **Reply #43 on:** March 01, 2007, 10:54:31 pm »

well im too poor to pay for half the gas anyway...

rabbit · « **Reply #44 on:** March 02, 2007, 06:10:56 am »

Quote from: Zagaroth on March 01, 2007, 10:54:31 pm

well im too poor to pay for half the gas anyway...

I thought you just got paid, which is why you're going in the first place?

Joe · « **Reply #45 on:** March 02, 2007, 10:58:12 am »

No -- he's unemployed (bum). I just got paid.

Joe · « **Reply #46 on:** March 03, 2007, 12:42:29 am »

In a last-ditch effort to revive this (really, really, really) weird conversation, we had another snowstorm. You should see Zagaroth's driving -- it's even worse than that video with the face!

Newby · « **Reply #47 on:** March 03, 2007, 09:15:27 pm »

So you got pix of his sister, right?

Joe · « **Reply #48 on:** March 04, 2007, 12:05:38 am »

I made an x86 rules sign out of a pizza thingy (cardboard) and a pen, with some duct tape, but she refused to hold it (and Zag doesn't have a camera).

Losers.

Joe · « **Reply #49 on:** March 09, 2007, 11:20:38 am »

My dad took the brakes apart and looked at them -- apparently one of the pistons that pushes the pad to the wheel was rusted solid (holy shit Zagaroth) so the other one did twice the work, effectively being pushed too far and spewing out brake fluid. A junkyard run, a few hours of work, and $60 fixed that.

Also, Zag hit something a while ago and put the left fog light *inside* the grill, and the gas door started to kinda fall off (seperate incident, I bet, but oh well). My dad ebayed me a new grill and gas door for $30 total.

@Super_X: I don't know the VINS, but I asked my dad if it was the original engine and he said yes (he's a machinist and auto mechanic by trade, so I bet he's right).

rabbit · « **Reply #50 on:** March 09, 2007, 12:08:04 pm »

All you need for a jeep is a wrench.

Krazed · « **Reply #51 on:** April 08, 2007, 12:12:32 am »

Quote from: rabbit on March 09, 2007, 12:08:04 pm

All you need for a jeep is a wrench.

And some WD-40.

Joe · « **Reply #52 on:** April 08, 2007, 01:34:38 am »

BEAUTIFUL bump!

Joe: This towel cart is pissing me off. Wheres the WD-40?
Jeremy: We don't use WD-40 here, it's toxic..
Joe: Yeah, so is working here.
Jeremy: True. Go on break.
Joe: Okay.

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Author Topic: Joe bought himself a car (Read 16924 times)

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