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Started by CrAz3D, April 29, 2009, 08:48:17 PM

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Towelie

Quote from: iago on April 30, 2009, 12:08:17 PM
Yeah, washing your hands is definitely important, especially if you shake hands with somebody or touch stuff touched by others.

Which is every other minute...

iago

Quote from: Towelie on April 30, 2009, 12:46:12 PM
Quote from: iago on April 30, 2009, 12:08:17 PM
Yeah, washing your hands is definitely important, especially if you shake hands with somebody or touch stuff touched by others.

Which is every other minute...
When I'm not at home :)

rabbit

Quote from: Warrior on April 29, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Actually, I think there's a confirmed US death now.
114 reported cases of swine flu, 1 death (a toddler).

iago

Quote from: rabbit on April 30, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: Warrior on April 29, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Actually, I think there's a confirmed US death now.
114 reported cases of swine flu, 1 death (a toddler).
Apparently, the toddler was Mexican.

Towelie

Quote from: iago on April 30, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: rabbit on April 30, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: Warrior on April 29, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Actually, I think there's a confirmed US death now.
114 reported cases of swine flu, 1 death (a toddler).
Apparently, the toddler was Mexican.

We have a winner!

truste1

Ain't Life Grand?

Blaze

Quote from: truste1 on April 30, 2009, 09:58:50 PM
http://bit.ly/OdutU

WHO to stop calling it Swine Flu.

Thank god.  Now we just need news organizations to explain to the amazingly large amount of stupid people in the world that you don't get the flu from eating pork.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

iago

Quote from: Blaze on April 30, 2009, 10:02:08 PM
Quote from: truste1 on April 30, 2009, 09:58:50 PM
http://bit.ly/OdutU

WHO to stop calling it Swine Flu.

Thank god.  Now we just need news organizations to explain to the amazingly large amount of stupid people in the world that you don't get the flu from eating pork.
But the flu DOES originate from the pork industry.

The whole reason the meat industry lobbied them to stop calling it "swine flu" is because it hurt their profits. That's pretty lame, in my opinion. :)

rabbit

Quote from: iago on April 30, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: rabbit on April 30, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: Warrior on April 29, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Actually, I think there's a confirmed US death now.
114 reported cases of swine flu, 1 death (a toddler).
Apparently, the toddler was Mexican.

But it died in America.

iago

Quote from: rabbit on May 01, 2009, 09:44:15 AM
Quote from: iago on April 30, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: rabbit on April 30, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: Warrior on April 29, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Actually, I think there's a confirmed US death now.
114 reported cases of swine flu, 1 death (a toddler).
Apparently, the toddler was Mexican.

But it died in America.
That's correct, but it points to the fact that Mexicans may be more susceptible to the infection, for some unknown reason.

CrAz3D

Quote from: truste1 on April 30, 2009, 09:58:50 PM
http://bit.ly/OdutU

WHO to stop calling it Swine Flu.

mexican flu!  stop eating mexicans!

truste1

Quote from: rabbit on May 01, 2009, 09:44:15 AM
Quote from: iago on April 30, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: rabbit on April 30, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
Quote from: Warrior on April 29, 2009, 09:29:19 PM
Actually, I think there's a confirmed US death now.
114 reported cases of swine flu, 1 death (a toddler).
Apparently, the toddler was Mexican.

But it died in America.

Ain't Life Grand?

Blaze

Quote from: iago on May 01, 2009, 09:12:04 AM
Quote from: Blaze on April 30, 2009, 10:02:08 PM
Quote from: truste1 on April 30, 2009, 09:58:50 PM
http://bit.ly/OdutU

WHO to stop calling it Swine Flu.

Thank god.  Now we just need news organizations to explain to the amazingly large amount of stupid people in the world that you don't get the flu from eating pork.
But the flu DOES originate from the pork industry.

The whole reason the meat industry lobbied them to stop calling it "swine flu" is because it hurt their profits. That's pretty lame, in my opinion. :)


However, you don't get the disease from eating pork.
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

rabbit

Quote from: truste1 on May 01, 2009, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: rabbit on May 01, 2009, 09:44:15 AM
But it died in America.
Yeah.  It.  I don't know the gender of the child, nor do I care much.  Since I don't know the gender, I used the neuter.  Are you done being a dick yet?

iago

Quote from: rabbit on May 01, 2009, 05:00:11 PM
Quote from: truste1 on May 01, 2009, 12:04:38 PM
Quote from: rabbit on May 01, 2009, 09:44:15 AM
But it died in America.
Yeah.  It.  I don't know the gender of the child, nor do I care much.  Since I don't know the gender, I used the neuter.  Are you done being a dick yet?
"it" is the pronoun for objects -- you're thinking of "he/she" or "him/her".