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rabbit

#4530
May 14, 2008, 12:39:21 AM
Metal's anal rape, probably.

Newby

#4531
May 14, 2008, 12:44:09 AM
0 idea, sidoh. I am super uncomfortable with the thought of pushing it back in, but it doesn't look like I have many choices here.

I can:

1. Push it back in. I am uncomfortable with the thought of something going into my ass, so let's see my other options!
2. Go to a doctor. Preferably have him put me out and he can push it back in.
3. Wait it out. Hope it goes away. If not, see #2.
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh

#4532
May 14, 2008, 12:49:09 AM
That sucks.  I'd definitely recommend seeing a doctor, though.  I'd imagine it's an uncomfortable issue to address, but I think it'd probably be best to let someone who knows what they're doing deal with it.

Hitmen

#4533
May 14, 2008, 12:50:04 AM
ahahahahahhhhhhhhahahahahah
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lol.
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(22:15:39) Newby: it hurts to swallow

rabbit

#4534
May 14, 2008, 12:51:32 AM
O...I almost forgot: pics or it didn't happen

Warrior

#4535
May 14, 2008, 01:01:09 AM
Quote from: Newby on May 14, 2008, 12:16:46 AM
Awesome stuff. I've got a hemmerhoid. :/

LOL.

BUTTHURT MUCH
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Newby

#4536
May 14, 2008, 01:19:55 AM
You're all fags.

Alright, I tried option #1, it didn't want to play nicely. So, I put some cream on it, hopefully it'll... decide to play nicely tomorrow. :|
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

rabbit

#4537
May 14, 2008, 07:42:37 AM
Quote from: Newby on May 14, 2008, 01:19:55 AM
You're all fags.

Alright, I tried option #1, it didn't want to play nicely. So, I put some cream on it, hopefully it'll... decide to play nicely tomorrow. :|
We're fags?  You're the one with the hemorrhoid, jackass.

Newby

#4538
May 14, 2008, 09:15:45 AM
Awesome way to start my day. Applying prep H after a nice long shallow bath. :(
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

trust

#4539
May 14, 2008, 09:34:23 AM
women suck and are confusing. I will post this story later, but I'm so stressed out. Yesterday afternoon I took 5 stress pills (daily dose:1) just to function.

Hitmen

#4540
May 14, 2008, 09:39:18 AM
Quote from: Trust on May 14, 2008, 09:34:23 AM
women suck and are confusing
welcome to life
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(22:15:39) Newby: it hurts to swallow

BigAznDaddy

#4541
May 14, 2008, 09:39:26 AM
my cousin who lives in utah just had a kid :P and she's 18

Explicit

#4542
May 14, 2008, 01:17:50 PM
Quote from: Trust on May 12, 2008, 04:03:41 PM
... then fucking mad bitches like woah

Quote from: Trust on May 14, 2008, 09:34:23 AM
women suck and are confusing. I will post this story later, but I'm so stressed out.

lol?
QuoteLike all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

QuoteHey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

deadly7

#4543
May 14, 2008, 01:56:04 PM
Quote from: Bender on May 14, 2008, 01:17:50 PM
lol?
Trust is clearly a woman. Duh.
[17:42:21.609] <Ergot> Kutsuju you're girlfrieds pussy must be a 403 error for you
[17:42:25.585] <Ergot> FORBIDDEN

on IRC playing T&T++
<iago> He is unarmed
<Hitmen> he has no arms?!

on AIM with a drunk mythix:
(00:50:05) Mythix: Deadly
(00:50:11) Mythix: I'm going to fuck that red dot out of your head.
(00:50:15) Mythix: with my nine

leet_muffin

#4544
May 14, 2008, 04:25:24 PM
I lol @ Trust's STD.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you
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