Let's hear it!

[BigAznDaddy]

so i am joining the border patrol this summer after school then i am going to work there and at school till i get my AS degree. i am already talking to a recruiter to get this all sorted out. so excited

Get your bachelors. Don't be a dummy!

im just eager to catch some illegals :P. but i am thinking about working part time. cause BP is flexible.

do they give you a gun?

i would hope so. but i have decided to finish college. or drop college and start my career fuck i cant decide

[rabbit]

No, they don't give you a gun.  You're not even allowed to shoot anyone.  All you can do is call INS when you see the suckers crossing.

[Lead]

No, they don't give you a gun.  You're not even allowed to shoot anyone.  All you can do is call INS when you see the suckers crossing.

well then thats stupid

[BigAznDaddy]

they do give you a fire arm i was researching and my friend is in the force

[Towelie]

Join the marines if you want to shoot someone :P

[Lead]

some asshole in an office next to my cubicle is blasting AM radio with some kind of oldies shit... and he wont close his fucking door.

[iago]

Get good noise cancellation headphones.

My friend's building was undergoing major renovations this summer, so he got good headphones and they literally cancel out construction noises in the next room. It was impressive!

[Lead]

Get good noise cancellation headphones.

My friend's building was undergoing major renovations this summer, so he got good headphones and they literally cancel out construction noises in the next room. It was impressive!

cant afford them :(

[Chavo]

light fireworks next to your ears instead, much cheaper and you don't have to wear anything!

[Sidoh]

I thought the guys behind me were reviewing the delta-epsilon definition of a limit, but it turns out that they were just talking about frats. :(

[Hitmen]

I came home to this(large image) today. If only I could see what the dozens and dozens of errors were, maybe I would know what went wrong!

[iago]

I came home to this(large image) today. If only I could see what the dozens and dozens of errors were, maybe I would know what went wrong!

Should send it to thedailywtf.com's error'd section. :)

[Newby]

I thought the guys behind me were reviewing the delta-epsilon definition of a limit, but it turns out that they were just talking about frats. :(

lololol @ u.

I got a bid (basically) to join a frat, but when asked about it I said I'd probably defer (as I'm not "ready" (and probably won't ever be) to join a frat) and so they said they'd "try" to get me a bid so I could skip rush spring quarter, but I'm pretty sure that got rid of my bid altogether. So no pressure about joining one now!

I was just looking for a place to chill, and I'm not 100% down with paying to hang out there. :P

EDIT -- just got a call being invited to bid dinner, even if I'm just gonna defer, so whatever, guess I'm gonna go get some free grub and meet more of them!

[Sidoh]

Don't do it!  They'll put something in the food and brainwash you.

[Blaze]

DON'T DRINK THE WATER.  IT'LL MESS WITH YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS.