Leaving Canada

[iago]

The Canadian authorities have been trailing a drug dealer named Will Hoop, trying to catch him with large amounts of unaccountable cash.  over and over, Will boards a plan and adds to his Swiss bank account.  Each time he's about to leave, he is searched.  All he has is the clothes on his back, his sunglasses, a wallet containing several hundred American dollars, credit cards, and loose change.  He also carries an overnight back which has a change of clothes, toiletries, and banking papers.  Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes.  How's he doing it?

[trust]

He's making a fortune by selling drugs.

[iago]

That's nice.  And how's he smuggling it out of the country?

[trust]

That's nice.  And how's he smuggling it out of the country?

That wasn't the question! You asked how's he making a fortune!

[iago]

That's nice.  And how's he smuggling it out of the country?

That wasn't the question! You asked how's he making a fortune!

No?

Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes.  How's he doing it?

[Blaze]

Smuggling Clothes!

[iago]

Haha, no.

[Ergot]

Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?

[iago]

Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?

Haha no. Shut up!

[Ergot]

His clothes are made of money :O !

[rabbit]

Heroin has been soaked into all of his clothes, which his later heats to drain the heroin, bag it, sell it, and bank his roll.

[iago]

Heroin has been soaked into all of his clothes, which his later heats to drain the heroin, bag it, sell it, and bank his roll.

Haha, no, but good guess.  It's not quite that complicated. 

[Palio]

This just proves Canadian authority's are corrupt.  :o

[deadly7]

He hides the drugs on top of his head and covers it with a cap?

[rabbit]

He's using Western Union!

[iago]

He's not smuggling drugs, he's smuggling money. 

And no, it's not under his hat. 

And no, Western Union doesn't exist yet.  He has the money on him, somehow. 

[rabbit]

He stuck it up his ass, or put it in a baggie with a string and swalloed it, the pulled the baggie up with the string later.

[Sidoh]

Putting high-dollar drugs inside a condom, tying a string around it, swallowing the condom and using the string to pull it out! :D

[trust]

Travelers Checks

[iago]

No, the valuable item(s) is/are something I said he's bringing, nothing new. 

[rabbit]

Credit Cards.

[Palio]

He's getting paid for recycling the banking papers.

[Krazed]

His shoe soles.

[trust]

His shoe soles.

Why would they cost a lot of money?

[Blaze]

By putting it in his swiss bank account?

[iago]

He has to GET it there!

Something he's bringing with him (in the original post) is worth a lot of money.  What is it?

[trust]

He has breast implants.

[Blaze]

is the backback like designer or something?

[iago]

is the backback like designer or something?

Nope

[Krazed]

is the backback like designer or something?

Nope

Is he smuggling someone with him?

[Vex3]

The Canadian authorities have been trailing a drug dealer named Will Hoop, trying to catch him with large amounts of unaccountable cash.  over and over, Will boards a plan and adds to his Swiss bank account.  Each time he's about to leave, he is searched.  All he has is the clothes on his back, his sunglasses, a wallet containing several hundred American dollars, credit cards, and loose change.  He also carries an overnight back which has a change of clothes, toiletries, and banking papers.  Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes.  How's he doing it?

Possiblility: He HiJacks the plane like a terrorist and sells it when he gets to Swiss Terriotory?
Possibility: The Bank Papers are cheques.

I am really noting how the wording is carefully put. "Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada (right under their watchfull eyes)." So is he like shipping it on a ship. Or maybe he goes to the Swiss and ranks up a huge bill on his credit cards and then we he gets back to Canada he pays them.

[iago]

What it means is that something in his pocket is worth a lot of money, and it's not the banking papers. 

[Vex3]

There is drugs in his pockets?

[rabbit]

Designer sunglasses?

[igimo1]

It's the several hundred american dollars, duh!

USD > CDN

[Newby]

Lol. It's a Canadian fortune!

[Ergot]

Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?

Haha no. Shut up!

[Vex3]

If we could stop trying to insult Canada and actually tried to solve the riddle we might be getting somewhere.

[Newby]

That would be too logical and productive. What were you thinkin', honestly?

[Ergot]

Do you really expect Americans to do anything right? Except gain weight?

[GameSnake]

Not only get fat but make money.
Shut up I'm a dutchman and even I know that America is the real "I'll crush you with my wallet".

[Vex3]

And that is why they are headed for the biggest debt that they have ever seen. GO BUSH!

[trust]

And that is why they are headed for the biggest debt that they have ever seen. GO BUSH!

I want my investment money back.

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That is why we house the richest people in the world, thx, we pwn.

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Right under their noses? Is his mustache made of goldizzle?

[Vex3]

We also house some really rich people. Like Me. I am a rich sonavabitch

[trust]

$46.5 billion?

[Blaze]

!= Billy Boy.

[trust]

!= Billy Boy.

According to Forbes, that's Bill Gates net worth.

[Vex3]

If you are talking about Bill Gates he also has houses in Canada as well. I have seen his contage on the St.Lawrence river.

[trust]

He's a US citizen though.

[Vex3]

Do believe he has Dual Citizenship... I have it as well.

[Super_X]

Back to the riddle, he unrolls his toilet paper almos all of the way, and then puts money on the one-ply, and rolls it back up, leaving the top layer money free. Or, he says that the money is his toilet paper, remember it is canadian money.

[Ergot]

For the most part... "toiletries" means stuff like toothbrush... toothpaste... floss... comb... razor... etc. but I guess he could bring toilet paper... if it's stopping at some third-world airport... on a thirdworld airline...

[trust]

For the most part... "toiletries" means stuff like toothbrush... toothpaste... floss... comb... razor... etc. but I guess he could bring toilet paper... if it's stopping at some third-world airport... on a thirdworld airline...

They have travel size, I have some rolls (never used). One ply sucks. :P

[rabbit]

Everyone in first class on Aer Lingus (Irish flight) gets a toiletries pack with silk socks, eye-cover (for sleeping), toothpaste, toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, shaving gel, tweezers, toothpicks, mouthspray, and a travel roll of three-ply!

[Ergot]

Lies. You can't have a razor on an airplane. Rabbit stop lying.

[Blaze]

Lies. You can't have a razor on an airplane. Rabbit stop lying.

What about in your baggage..?

[Quik]

Only if you check that baggage.

[rabbit]

Lies. You can't have a razor on an airplane. Rabbit stop lying.

It was an Irish airline, and didn't have to abide by the "no sharp things or things that look or may appear to be sharp" rule the FAA put out.

[Ergot]

Yea damn IRA.

[trust]

International Reading Association = Bastards

[Vex3]

So like I guess iago gave up on telling us if are answers are wrong or not... because this is getting out of hand.

[Palio]

I agree. Whats the answer?  :D

[Quik]

He's gone.

[Vex3]

Right, this is when I was suppose to hack his server :)

[Quik]

Good luck!

For reference, see tmp's posts in the Linux security forum. If you can manage SSH access, you can garuntee it to be taken away and never to be trusted again.

[Vex3]

Knowing iago, he would have patched it. I will boot into Knoppix, and run a vulnerbility check.

[Hdx]

I'll take a wild guess.
One or more of the coins in the 'loose change' is highly valuble. But the guards are not apraisers so it looks like a regular small change to them, therefor it dosent get confisgated.
The most valuble coin in the world is valued at $5,900,000 US, so it would be worth $6,994,450
And i would consider that a fortune :)
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[edit]
I am correct:

(19:40:52) Hdx: yo you there?
(19:40:59) Hdx: i think i hvae an answer for your riddle
(20:00:31) iago: oh?
(20:18:10) Hdx:  I'll take a wild guess.
One or more of the coins in the 'loosechange' is highly valuble. But the guards are not apraisers so it lookslike a regular small change to them, therefor it dosent get confisgated.
The most valuble coin in the world is valued at $5,900,000 US, so it would be worth $6,994,450
And i would consider that a fortune
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(20:22:57) iago: correct!
(20:23:03) iago: Bout effing time somebody figured it out
(20:26:04) Hdx: <3
(20:26:10) Hdx: easy

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[iago]

Yes, correct :)

[Blaze]

I hate you blake. :)

[trust]

$6 million dollars could be spent in like..a day. I thought we were talking about lots of money here, iago needs to be more specific. :P

[deadly7]

I could also spend a billion dollars in a day.. Richness is in the eye of the beholder. (you get an epunch-to-the-face if you can figure out where i got that from!)

[Hdx]

$6 million dollars could be spent in like..a day. I thought we were talking about lots of money here, iago needs to be more specific. :P

Dude... anymmount of money can be spent in a single day
If I had $6 mill I would be set FOR LIFE, And i'm only 15, so I'd be set for 70+ years.
(I have planned out it a while ago.. cant remember the details rght now tho)
Dude, I'm happy is I can get $20 in a year.
Also immagin this, how much in change d you usually carry around?
I usually carry ~5 quarters, ~2 dimes ~2 nicks. and ~15 pennies
Imaggin that the coin can be any of those sizes
so your carring around 22 coins
if all of them were rare and worth $6mill each you would have
$132 million dollers in 1 packet!
maby they are not so valuble and only are $3 mill a peice
thats still $66 mill
Also the thing said basically he has been doing this for some time. You can get a shitload of $ FAST.
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[trust]

I wouldn't be set for life at $6 million, I'm 16, and I've planned it out too. (That's because I would be constantly using that $6mil to acquire superior wealth.)  It's a lot of money, I don't doubt that, but I didn't look at it as if he'd been doing this a long time so it didn't seem too whatever to me.

$20 in a year?

You can't spend any amount of money in a day, and I highly doubt deadly could spend 6 billion in a day.

[Blaze]

I wouldn't be set for life at $6 million, I'm 16, and I've planned it out too. (That's because I would be constantly using that $6mil to acquire superior wealth.)  It's a lot of money, I don't doubt that, but I didn't look at it as if he'd been doing this a long time so it didn't seem too whatever to me.

$20 in a year?

You can't spend any amount of money in a day, and I highly doubt deadly could spend 6 billion in a day.

He could buy the internet!

[Joe]

It would take more time to negotiate that than a single day, and a lot more money. Bill Gates has many billions of dollars, and we all know he would buy the internet if he had enough money. I mean, hes bought everything else. =p

[trust]

Exactly, and banks in general don't hold much money so you'd have trouble actually getting the money. My grandpa tried to cash a $50,000 check the other week, and (combined) all of the bank franchises (Bank of America, I think, or maybe Suntrust?) in the city had less than that.

[Joe]

sun trust[e1]. har.