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Offline iago

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Leaving Canada
« on: August 13, 2005, 10:12:13 am »
The Canadian authorities have been trailing a drug dealer named Will Hoop, trying to catch him with large amounts of unaccountable cash.  over and over, Will boards a plan and adds to his Swiss bank account.  Each time he's about to leave, he is searched.  All he has is the clothes on his back, his sunglasses, a wallet containing several hundred American dollars, credit cards, and loose change.  He also carries an overnight back which has a change of clothes, toiletries, and banking papers.  Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes.  How's he doing it?
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2005, 11:44:44 am »
He's making a fortune by selling drugs.
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2005, 11:49:34 am »
That's nice.  And how's he smuggling it out of the country?
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2005, 11:50:22 am »
Quote from: iago on August 13, 2005, 11:49:34 am
That's nice.  And how's he smuggling it out of the country?

That wasn't the question! You asked how's he making a fortune!
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2005, 11:50:49 am »
Quote from: OG Trust on August 13, 2005, 11:50:22 am
Quote from: iago on August 13, 2005, 11:49:34 am
That's nice.  And how's he smuggling it out of the country?

That wasn't the question! You asked how's he making a fortune!

No?

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Will is managing to take a fortune out of Canada right under their watchful eyes.  How's he doing it?
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2005, 11:50:59 am »
Smuggling Clothes!
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2005, 11:51:22 am »
Haha, no.

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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2005, 12:00:18 pm »
Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2005, 12:03:00 pm »
Quote from: Ergot on August 13, 2005, 12:00:18 pm
Several Hundred American Dollars = A Canadian Fortune?

Haha no. Shut up!
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2005, 12:04:34 pm »
His clothes are made of money :O !
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2005, 02:14:23 pm »
Heroin has been soaked into all of his clothes, which his later heats to drain the heroin, bag it, sell it, and bank his roll.
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2005, 02:33:23 pm »
Quote from: R.a.B.B.i.T on August 13, 2005, 02:14:23 pm
Heroin has been soaked into all of his clothes, which his later heats to drain the heroin, bag it, sell it, and bank his roll.

Haha, no, but good guess.  It's not quite that complicated. 
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2005, 02:44:50 pm »
This just proves Canadian authority's are corrupt.  :o
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2005, 02:53:27 pm »
He hides the drugs on top of his head and covers it with a cap?
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Re: Leaving Canada
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2005, 03:00:00 pm »
He's using Western Union!
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