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Started by iago, August 13, 2005, 10:13:38 AM

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iago

Detective Jones discovered Sandy lying on her side in a puddle of water and broken glass.  Jones instantly realized she was dead.  Since Sandy had no cuts on her body, how did she die?

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iago

Bah, I was going to add "she didn't drown" but I figured I wouldn't since it's so hard to die in a puddle :)

Blaze

She mixed drugs with alcohol and dropped the bottle as she died!
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

iago

Haha, that's a good answer, but no.  It was water, not alcohol :)

Ergot

Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago


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Ergot

Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

iago

Haha, no.

You can ask me yes/no questions about this one if you want to

Blaze

Does she have any bruises?
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

iago


Blaze

And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

iago


Sidoh

Was there poison in her water? ^^;