Facebook killed the radio star. And by radio star, I mean the premise of distributed forums around the internet. And that got got by Instagram/SnapChat. And that got got by TikTok. Where the fuck is the internet we once knew?
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So, I was at a restaurant with my friends on Sunday. I was standing at the urinal, and there was an advertisement on the wall behind it. Naturally, I read it. It said, "1 in 3 people standing here won't wash their hands. Don't be the 1!"So I got to thinking, if I don't wash my hands, the odds that the people handling my food WILL wash their hands is higher, right?
LMFAO.Man, you're pretty much the best man alive. There should be an award for that; I'd nominate you for it!
Hmm, maybe I should share my second through (not as good):The urinal beside me (there were two) didn't say that. So I think I may have been using the urinal for filthy people or something :-/
I considered making myself the 1, in order to raise the odds of people handling my food not being the 1. If the ad was accurate, then it would!
Do you eat after wanking?
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 amI'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.That analogy doesn't even make sense. Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.
hmm, why wash your hands? I mean that is if you dont pee all over your hands, why would you? Do you wash your hands after jacking off? I don't
Quote from: Towelie[x86] on December 15, 2005, 05:17:05 pmhmm, why wash your hands? I mean that is if you dont pee all over your hands, why would you? Do you wash your hands after jacking off? I don'tIt doesn't matter for you...Chlorine. I don't wash my hands @ the pool.
But like I read that your urine can spray like 5 feet out of the toilet and you not even notice. Yeah.