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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2006, 03:41:50 am »
Who's going to believe, of all people you, when talking about a 2,000 year old man nobody alive has ever met?
If Jesus was the Messiah, and he knew it, I highly doubt he would waste his time getting married instead of preaching. There's many musicians out there that have dedicated themselves to a life of only music, and do not get married because of this. I'm almost 100% sure Jesus would not get married because he would get distracted. Don't you also think there would be something about it in the Bible if it were true?
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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2006, 10:46:11 am »
Everyone wants sex. If he didn't get married then he masturbated..a lot..
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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2006, 02:51:43 pm »
Christianity says Jesus was without sin.  Lust is a sin.

But if you don't believe that, then yeah. :\

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2006, 02:54:47 pm »
We were talking about this in the car yesterday. Eventually it came down to "Well, if Jesus wasn't married, then he must have died a virgin. Hah."

No offense to Jesus, of course..
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2006, 03:46:39 pm »
Joe is going to follow in the footsteps of jesus
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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2006, 06:37:06 pm »
Joe is going to follow in the footsteps of jesus

Hahahahaha. I love you.

You forgot to mention, "minus the immense influence."

(Maybe because I said that he'll become something great and it'll all be because of me, meaning I'm a huge influence in someone who became a huge influence?)
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That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2006, 08:17:17 pm »
Joe has sloth, pride, and greed.  He will die and go to hell.  OWNED.

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2006, 08:05:41 pm »
Joe has sloth, pride, and greed.  He will die and go to hell.  OWNED.

No lust?
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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2006, 11:09:42 pm »
No lust.
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2006, 11:49:02 pm »
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2006, 04:06:06 pm »
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha
-.-;; Don't answer that Joe.. I don't want to know.

And why does everyone make fun of Joe?  Are you really that immature to go around and  make fun of someone for having faith in something they believe in?  Please, grow up.
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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2006, 05:10:43 pm »
Personally, I'm giving him a hard time.  I think he knows that. :P

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2006, 02:03:28 pm »
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha
-.-;; Don't answer that Joe.. I don't want to know.

And why does everyone make fun of Joe?  Are you really that immature to go around and  make fun of someone for having faith in something they believe in?  Please, grow up.
I make fun of him the same way I make fun of orphens; "Haha, your parents died!" While, in this case it's "Haha, your savior died!"

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2006, 02:12:46 pm »
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha
-.-;; Don't answer that Joe.. I don't want to know.

And why does everyone make fun of Joe?  Are you really that immature to go around and  make fun of someone for having faith in something they believe in?  Please, grow up.

Yes. Hell fucking yes.
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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2006, 02:52:23 pm »
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha
-.-;; Don't answer that Joe.. I don't want to know.

And why does everyone make fun of Joe?  Are you really that immature to go around and  make fun of someone for having faith in something they believe in?  Please, grow up.

Trust me. If the religion base posting wasent there, Iam sure Warrior and Rabbit would still find ways to own Joe.
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mutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.