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Offline GameSnake

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2006, 03:39:45 pm »
WOW, another discussion about Joe, how awesome!

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2006, 04:28:42 pm »
I make fun of him the same way I make fun of orphens; "Haha, your parents died!" While, in this case it's "Haha, your savior died!"

Hahahahah... you're a dick. :P

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2006, 05:38:09 pm »
I make fun of him the same way I make fun of orphens; "Haha, your parents died!" While, in this case it's "Haha, your savior died!"

Hahahahah... you're a dick. :P
Yes, I am. But it's still sort of funny. <3 ;)

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2006, 09:01:03 pm »
I make fun of him the same way I make fun of orphens; "Haha, your parents died!" While, in this case it's "Haha, your savior died!"

Hahahahah... you're a dick. :P
Yes, I am. But it's still sort of funny. <3 ;)
And by "sort of funny", you mean not at all, right?


I am almost amazed (notice how I say almost) that you guys can't grow up and stop making fun of Joe.  It's very pathetic.
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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2006, 09:59:21 am »
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha

Masturbation is a tool given to us to prevent premarital sex, if anything.

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2006, 02:36:15 pm »
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Back in the olden days they said that the sperm was the life force, and that when you masturbate you kill yourself. 

Haha!! That stopped a lot of premaritals and masturbating.  It also stopped a lot of martials I'm sure.
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The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2006, 07:19:05 pm »
Every sperm is sacred!
Every sperm is great!
If a single sperm is lost
the Lord thy God becomes irate!
I'd personally do as Joe suggests

You might be right about that, Joe.


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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2006, 08:01:59 pm »
Then he's even mad when a baby is concieved?  Of the millions of sperm that rush to the egg, obviously only one can be made useful. :P

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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2006, 10:47:27 pm »
Exactly. I need every single one of those millions of sperms, as I plan on having millions of children.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, that would be one wild goal. Maybe one day...
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Re: The DaVinci Code
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2006, 03:17:50 am »
Exactly. I need every single one of those millions of sperms, as I plan on having millions of children.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, that would be one wild goal. Maybe one day...
It'll never happen.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus