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Started by AntiVirus, May 20, 2006, 01:09:07 AM

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Armin

Quote from: rabbit on May 23, 2006, 04:54:13 PM
Who's going to believe, of all people you, when talking about a 2,000 year old man nobody alive has ever met?
If Jesus was the Messiah, and he knew it, I highly doubt he would waste his time getting married instead of preaching. There's many musicians out there that have dedicated themselves to a life of only music, and do not get married because of this. I'm almost 100% sure Jesus would not get married because he would get distracted. Don't you also think there would be something about it in the Bible if it were true?
Hitmen: art is gay

Warrior

Everyone wants sex. If he didn't get married then he masturbated..a lot..
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Sidoh

Christianity says Jesus was without sin.  Lust is a sin.

But if you don't believe that, then yeah. :\

Joe

We were talking about this in the car yesterday. Eventually it came down to "Well, if Jesus wasn't married, then he must have died a virgin. Hah."

No offense to Jesus, of course..
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Warrior

Joe is going to follow in the footsteps of jesus
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Newby

Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=5932.msg73750#msg73750 date=1150055199]
Joe is going to follow in the footsteps of jesus

Hahahahaha. I love you.

You forgot to mention, "minus the immense influence."

(Maybe because I said that he'll become something great and it'll all be because of me, meaning I'm a huge influence in someone who became a huge influence?)
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

rabbit

Joe has sloth, pride, and greed.  He will die and go to hell.  OWNED.

ZeroX

Quote from: rabbit on June 11, 2006, 08:17:17 PM
Joe has sloth, pride, and greed.  He will die and go to hell.  OWNED.

No lust?
Zeroforce
Zeroforce
Zeroforce





Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Sidoh

Quote from: Joe on June 12, 2006, 11:09:42 PM
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha

AntiVirus

Quote from: Sidoh on June 12, 2006, 11:49:02 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 12, 2006, 11:09:42 PM
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha
-.-;; Don't answer that Joe.. I don't want to know.

And why does everyone make fun of Joe?  Are you really that immature to go around and  make fun of someone for having faith in something they believe in?  Please, grow up.
The once grove of splendor,
Aforetime crowned by lilac and lily,
Lay now forevermore slender;
And all winds that liven
Silhouette a lone existence;
A leafless oak grasping at eternity.


"They say that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe, but I rather kill myself then turn into their slave."
- The Rasmus

Sidoh

Personally, I'm giving him a hard time.  I think he knows that. :P

Super_X

Quote from: AntiVirus on June 13, 2006, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on June 12, 2006, 11:49:02 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 12, 2006, 11:09:42 PM
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha
-.-;; Don't answer that Joe.. I don't want to know.

And why does everyone make fun of Joe?  Are you really that immature to go around and  make fun of someone for having faith in something they believe in?  Please, grow up.
I make fun of him the same way I make fun of orphens; "Haha, your parents died!" While, in this case it's "Haha, your savior died!"

Warrior

Quote from: AntiVirus on June 13, 2006, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on June 12, 2006, 11:49:02 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 12, 2006, 11:09:42 PM
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha
-.-;; Don't answer that Joe.. I don't want to know.

And why does everyone make fun of Joe?  Are you really that immature to go around and  make fun of someone for having faith in something they believe in?  Please, grow up.

Yes. Hell fucking yes.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

ZeroX

Quote from: AntiVirus on June 13, 2006, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: Sidoh on June 12, 2006, 11:49:02 PM
Quote from: Joe on June 12, 2006, 11:09:42 PM
No lust.

You've never masturbated?  hahahahahahahahahaha
-.-;; Don't answer that Joe.. I don't want to know.

And why does everyone make fun of Joe?  Are you really that immature to go around and  make fun of someone for having faith in something they believe in?  Please, grow up.

Trust me. If the religion base posting wasent there, Iam sure Warrior and Rabbit would still find ways to own Joe.
Zeroforce
Zeroforce
Zeroforce





Quotemutsumibear: David's coming over Sunday so we can have mad sex all day.
zxdropoff: lucky you
mutsumibear: :D I know.
mutsumibear: I just pray I don't start my period before then.
zxdropoff: omfg
zxdropoff: stfu
zxdropoff: now please
mutsumibear: HAHA
mutsumibear: I love disturbing you.