Newby drives like a woman! An Asian one!

[TeHFoOoL]

Holy-fucking-shit.

So like, I sprint out of class to find James to see if he can give me a ride, right. And I get to his car and his mom's in the passenger's seat so I go WTFUX? Then I remember, " Oh yeah, he got his permit yesterday. Fuck me. "

I hitch a ride anyways.

Keep in mind, this is his first day driving in his life:

We go down the road, some person is a little close to him because he -is- going slow, as is normal for someone who is driving in his first day. He says the following to me, his mom, and his fat friend Zach:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING NIGGER DOING RIDING MY SHIT LIKE THIS? I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP HIS BALLS OFF.

Mom: JAMES!

Me: dude, it's your second day

James: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE. I GET IT FROM MY DAD'S SIDE.

30 seconds later he takes a 90 degree turn at like 30 MPH, he didn't go into the wrong lane but it was scary as fuck.

I <3 James. I just have to -try- to humiliate him somehow. Though, I do get the vague idea that this whole post will just boost his confidence. /whatever

......
"mara...."
"CHARLES?!"

Zomg, people who stay after the credits rool.

[Ergot]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Let's watch Newby stall when he gets a manual ;P

[Sidoh]

Fucking manuals.

Hahaha at this story, though.

By the way, TehFool, do you have a younger sibling?  Asheraen was saying you were screaming at him in whispers for no reason earlier today. :|

[rabbit]

I always thought Newby would be of the lead-foot, tailgaiting, road-rage group as opposed to the Asian lady group :\

[iago]

I always thought Newby would be of the lead-foot, tailgaiting, road-rage group as opposed to the Asian lady group :\

Give him time.  New drivers tend to be Asian-lady-style for the first little while, before they get comfortable and jaded.

[BigAznDaddy]

james thats why you need to cut your hair so you can see

[TeHFoOoL]

Fucking manuals.

Hahaha at this story, though.

By the way, TehFool, do you have a younger sibling?  Asheraen was saying you were screaming at him in whispers for no reason earlier today. :|

That fucking bastard. I'll go apologize to Ash. It was a fat ( but extremely funny ) friend named Grant. Lynching shall commence.

[CrAz3D]

Lynching shall commence.

... is he black?

[AntiVirus]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Let's watch Newby stall when he gets a manual ;P

Yeah.. When I first got my car I stalled all the time!

[Blaze]

No, Newby drives like Helen Keller.  :o

[Newby]

I rule.

[Joe]

I rule.

Sealed signed and judged.

[CrAz3D]

No, Newby drives like Helen Keller.  :o

HEE HEE

Question:Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Answer:She's a woman!

[Quik]

I always thought Newby would be of the lead-foot, tailgaiting, road-rage group as opposed to the Asian lady group :\

Give him time.  New drivers tend to be Asian-lady-style for the first little while, before they get comfortable and jaded.

I went from old asian lady to young asian streetrace kid very quickly. Having a manual car helps.

Fucking manuals.

Fucking Sidoh. :)

[Sidoh]

Fucking Sidoh. :)

:O!  Hot!

Hehe, just kidding.

When I was learning out to drive, we had three vehicles.  They were all manual. :(