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Jesus in Canada or just some crazy dude that heals people???

Started by CrAz3D, July 13, 2006, 11:22:02 PM

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Joe

Quote from: Sidoh on July 15, 2006, 05:11:02 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on July 15, 2006, 01:50:02 PM
I'm way skeptical & non-believing too, I'm just arguing "why cant he be fo reals"

Because it defies thet laws of known physics.  People don't have mystical forces irradiating from their hands that kills cancerous cells.

You're a Christian, right?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


rabbit

Joe, all that says is that some woman went through menopause and it happened to stop when she touched Jesus' robes (again a coincidence).

Joe

That was a bad example. These are better.

EDIT -
Also, as far as defying the laws of physics, do you believe that Peter and Jesus were able to walk on water?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


leet_muffin

Ive walked on water before. It doesnt require much when its frozen over.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

MyndFyre

Quote from: leet_muffin on July 15, 2006, 07:49:45 PM
Ive walked on water before. It doesnt require much when its frozen over.
That's walking on ice.  I don't think the boat would have been able to make it very far if there was ice.
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Quote from: Rule on May 26, 2009, 02:02:12 PMOur species really annoys me.

d&q

Quote from: Rule on July 15, 2006, 07:10:00 PM
So, the punchline is that when you speak or think in French you turn into a homosexual pedophile and cannibal?

Basically.
The writ of the founders must endure.

Sidoh

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=6664.msg81599#msg81599 date=1153007078]
Also, as far as defying the laws of physics, do you believe that Peter and Jesus were able to walk on water?

This man isn't Jesus, he doesn't support Jesus and he's not the spawn of Jesus.

I don't know how much clearer I can be.

CrAz3D

Quote from: Sidoh on July 15, 2006, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=6664.msg81599#msg81599 date=1153007078]
Also, as far as defying the laws of physics, do you believe that Peter and Jesus were able to walk on water?

This man isn't Jesus, he doesn't support Jesus and he's not the spawn of Jesus.

I don't know how much clearer I can be.
maybe he is the son of another god of another religion

Blaze

Quote from: Deuce on July 15, 2006, 08:29:32 PM
Quote from: Rule on July 15, 2006, 07:10:00 PM
So, the punchline is that when you speak or think in French you turn into a homosexual pedophile and cannibal?

Basically.

While I was reading this I was thinking "What the hell is this man talking about?  This has less to do with the topic then any other x86 post.".
And like a fool I believed myself, and thought I was somebody else...

Joe

Quote from: Sidoh on July 15, 2006, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=6664.msg81599#msg81599 date=1153007078]
Also, as far as defying the laws of physics, do you believe that Peter and Jesus were able to walk on water?

This man isn't Jesus, he doesn't support Jesus and he's not the spawn of Jesus.

I don't know how much clearer I can be.

If he's not a Christian then I quickly rest my case that the healing came from God.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Sidoh

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=6664.msg81629#msg81629 date=1153010567]
If he's not a Christian then I quickly rest my case that the healing came from God.

You're like.. a noob Christian, aren't you?

Search for verses on false prophets.

Joe

L2reed nub. <3

I was saying that if he was a Christian he'd be given the gift of healing through prayer.
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


rabbit

And if he wasn't a Christian, why the hell would God choose him as a vessel for healing?  Your religion sucks.

leet_muffin

Quote from: rabbit on July 15, 2006, 09:18:26 PM
And if he wasn't a Christian, why the hell would God choose him as a vessel for healing?  Your religion sucks.

Joe = Crushed.
The douchebag method:
Quote from: Trust on April 19, 2008, 02:58:00 AM
fuck allfo you i dont give a fuck ill fight everyone of you fuck that sbhit fuck you

Sidoh

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=6664.msg81636#msg81636 date=1153011294]
L2reed nub. <3

I was saying that if he was a Christian he'd be given the gift of healing through prayer.

Take your own advice.  I didn't see anything in the original article about him being Christian... guess what that means?