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Started by Joe, August 07, 2006, 09:40:38 AM

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Joe

Depends. Is it "hey, I'm horny, let's have sex" or "we have a great relationship, let's take it further"?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


CrAz3D

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=6942.msg87060#msg87060 date=1155521351]
Depends. Is it "hey, I'm horny, let's have sex" or "we have a great relationship, let's take it further"?
sex has previously been had by the 2 same people.

after that, I figure "hey I'm horny lets bang" should work & be vaild (she might not be turned on by it, but a dude hearing that would be turned on)

Ender

sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Sidoh

Quote from: Ender on August 14, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Thank you for your subjective advice.  Unfortunately, your statement should not (and cannot) be accepted universally by any means.

Kaleeko

Quote from: Ender on August 14, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Curiousity pokes me. What brings you to this conclusion?

Joe

He likes sechs. What else?
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


dark_drake

Quote from: Ender on August 14, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers
I could quite possibly see this being true if you're in a serious relationship, and you basically end up shutting yourself out from the world for your computer.  However, for most of us, it's high school.  In my experience, if you are looking for a serious relationship (looking for a spouse) in high school, you were either: A) unstable and clingy or B) mormon.
errr... something like that...

Kaleeko

He likes the number six? -_-

Aside from making fun of the fact that you just put the number six instead of stating, with pride, the word "sex", I'm going to point out that that question was directed at Ender. You fail. Try again. :D

Joe

See Kaleeko, that's why we all love you. And 6 in German is spelled "six" but pronounced "sechs", IIRC. :)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Kaleeko

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=6942.msg87473#msg87473 date=1155627380]
See Kaleeko, that's why we all love you.

I'm tired. It's 1:11am. Why exactly do you all love me? And, who is "we all"? -_-

Quote from: Joex86] link=topic=6942.msg87473#msg87473 date=1155627380]
And 6 in German is spelled "six" but pronounced "sechs", IIRC. :)

6 in German/Deutsch is spelled "sechs" and pronounced "zecks". Retard. And don't use fucking acronyms! I'm going to bed. -_-

Krazed

Ehhh, this is probaly not the best forum to even talk about relationships on. At a certain age, sex is generally expected. FOR BOTH SEXES, don't give me that male's are sexist pigs bullshit. However, if a girl doesn't want to have sex in a relationship, there is nothing wrong with that, and a guy should never force a girl do anything she doesn't want to. Also, dating for wives at our ages fucking retarded.  :P Date for fun. live for fun, you're young, enjoy it goddamnit.
It is good to be good, but it is better to be lucky.

Ender

Quote from: Kaleeko on August 15, 2006, 02:26:45 AM
Quote from: Ender on August 14, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Curiousity pokes me. What brings you to this conclusion?
Computers can't hug you back. People can.

Kaleeko

#72
Quote from: Ender on August 15, 2006, 10:46:53 AM
Quote from: Kaleeko on August 15, 2006, 02:26:45 AM
Quote from: Ender on August 14, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
sorry to break it to you guys, but relationships > computers

Curiousity pokes me. What brings you to this conclusion?
Computers can't hug you back. People can.

Cute.

@ Krazed: That's not entirely true. Not everyone has a gigantic a sex drive as you do. There are some people, both male and female, that don't really "expect" it at any particular age. I've met guys who wereN'T very interested in exploring the sex part of a relationship. No, they were not gay.

But, I do agree that with the people that aren't those exceptions, it does go FOR BOTH SEXES. A lot of girls just don't want to admit it. I will. I'm cool like that.

Sidoh

Quote from: Ender on August 15, 2006, 10:46:53 AM
Computers can't hug you back. People can.

I'll work on that...

Newby

Quote from: Sidoh on August 15, 2006, 02:41:47 PM
Quote from: Ender on August 15, 2006, 10:46:53 AM
Computers can't hug you back. People can.

I'll work on that...

Computers can't hug, but USB sex toys can fuck you! :P
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Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT.