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Jackass 2
« on: September 23, 2006, 02:49:11 am »
Disgustingly hilarious. Go see it. 4/5 stars.
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2006, 03:27:15 am »
I say it was easily 5/5.  I've seen every CKY video, Jackass episode, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, you name it, if it involved the CKY crew, I've likely seen it.  But Jackass 2 was absolutely, by far, the best thing they've ever done.  Parts of it were absolutely revolting, parts were hilarious.  The audience applauded a couple times during it, with feats were accomplished.  I had a blast seeing it.  Highly recommended to anybody who's into that stuff. 

And I don't know about where you live, but where I do, they were checking IDs, both at the door and in your seats.  A whole bunch of minors who snuck in got kicked out.  The audience applauded and cheered as they were being led out, it was hilarious.  Death to Minors! :D

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2006, 08:48:57 am »
Yep a easy 5/5. Lets just say "Horse Milk" dosent look to good.
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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2006, 10:32:57 am »
And I don't know about where you live, but where I do, they were checking IDs, both at the door and in your seats.  A whole bunch of minors who snuck in got kicked out.  The audience applauded and cheered as they were being led out, it was hilarious.  Death to Minors! :D

I don't know if its a state law or a federal law, but here you can watch R rated movies if you are either 17+ or accompanied by an adult (I don't think they have to be a relative).

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2006, 10:35:40 am »
And I don't know about where you live, but where I do, they were checking IDs, both at the door and in your seats.  A whole bunch of minors who snuck in got kicked out.  The audience applauded and cheered as they were being led out, it was hilarious.  Death to Minors! :D

I don't know if its a state law or a federal law, but here you can watch R rated movies if you are either 17+ or accompanied by an adult (I don't think they have to be a relative).

It was rated 18A here, which I think is equal to NC17 where you are.  It's an "adult" film, they do show brief scenes of complete nudity. 

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2006, 11:57:27 am »
And I don't know about where you live, but where I do, they were checking IDs, both at the door and in your seats.  A whole bunch of minors who snuck in got kicked out.  The audience applauded and cheered as they were being led out, it was hilarious.  Death to Minors! :D

I don't know if its a state law or a federal law, but here you can watch R rated movies if you are either 17+ or accompanied by an adult (I don't think they have to be a relative).

It was rated 18A here, which I think is equal to NC17 where you are.  It's an "adult" film, they do show brief scenes of complete nudity. 

They censored Chris drinking the horse sperm for some odd reason. Damn PETA. But yeah we saw Wee Man completly naked. I think we saw bam naked too.
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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2006, 12:45:10 pm »
-5/5
I hated it...I hate that culture is so idiotic that these dudes can make MAD cash for being complete morons.  Dont get me wrong, I give props to the morons for making money for being stupid...but yeah.

The only good scenes I saw were the red rocket (that looks fun) & the bungee jumping, everything else was just stupid or gross.

During the horse scene a girl that was with us (who was drunk & drinkin in the theater) puked in her popcorn bag & proceeded to scream to the entire theater to not eat out of that bag.  I just wished someone would punch her in the face so she would shut up about crap...is was annoying.

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2006, 12:45:58 pm »
It was rated 18A here, which I think is equal to NC17 where you are.  It's an "adult" film, they do show brief scenes of complete nudity. 

Gotcha, I didn't know theatres would (can?) show anything higher than R.  Shows you how much I follow/care about the jackass stuff ;)

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2006, 03:05:48 pm »
They censored Chris drinking the horse sperm for some odd reason. Damn PETA. But yeah we saw Wee Man completly naked. I think we saw bam naked too.
I was trying to avoid giving away spoilers, but yeah.  I'm not upset that they filtered the horse-sperm-drinking, because who really wants to see that?  I sure don't. 

Gotcha, I didn't know theatres would (can?) show anything higher than R.  Shows you how much I follow/care about the jackass stuff ;)
Well, apparently they can :P

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2006, 07:34:55 pm »
It was R... :(
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2006, 08:32:08 pm »
It was the best! Oh god! It was like art!

Easily a five star movie, I laughed soo fucking hard throughthe whole thing!

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2006, 08:45:22 pm »
They censored Chris drinking the horse sperm for some odd reason. Damn PETA. But yeah we saw Wee Man completly naked. I think we saw bam naked too.
I was trying to avoid giving away spoilers, but yeah.  I'm not upset that they filtered the horse-sperm-drinking, because who really wants to see that?  I sure don't. 

But your fine with seeing the beer bong, the 'release' after that, the crapping, need I go on?

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2006, 09:59:52 pm »
But your fine with seeing the beer bong, the 'release' after that, the crapping, need I go on?

That was a great scene. :D
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I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2006, 12:57:10 pm »
They censored Chris drinking the horse sperm for some odd reason. Damn PETA. But yeah we saw Wee Man completly naked. I think we saw bam naked too.
I was trying to avoid giving away spoilers, but yeah.  I'm not upset that they filtered the horse-sperm-drinking, because who really wants to see that?  I sure don't. 

But your fine with seeing the beer bong, the 'release' after that, the crapping, need I go on?
Yes, that's fine.  I'd rather see a guy put beer up his bum than drink horse semen.  But maybe that's just me..

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Re: Jackass 2
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2006, 02:02:22 pm »
I don't know, iago.  It might taste good!