Re: Joe The Lifeguard

[d&q]

Congrats!

[Warrior]

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That's stupid, put some gloves on and help deliver that baby man..although I doubt paramedics would take so long ..

Do you know how to deliver a baby? If yes, enlighten me, otherwise you know as much about delivering babies as I do.

Joe the Lifeguard is now a true lifeguard, certified by the American Red Cross in CPR, First Aid, and Lifeguarding.

It usually involves lieing to the woman telling her "One more push" and counting to ten. Knowing you, you'll have trouble with the counting part.

[Sidoh]

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It usually involves lieing to the woman telling her "One more push" and counting to ten. Knowing you, you'll have trouble with the counting part.

Excuse me, but have you been to medical school?

[Joe]

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That's stupid, put some gloves on and help deliver that baby man..although I doubt paramedics would take so long ..

Do you know how to deliver a baby? If yes, enlighten me, otherwise you know as much about delivering babies as I do.

Joe the Lifeguard is now a true lifeguard, certified by the American Red Cross in CPR, First Aid, and Lifeguarding.

It usually involves lieing to the woman telling her "One more push" and counting to ten. Knowing you, you'll have trouble with the counting part.

Well, considering being certified in CPR requries you to be able to count to 15..

[Sidoh]

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Well, considering being certified in CPR requries you to be able to count to 15..

You cheated.

[Joe]

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Well, considering being certified in CPR requries you to be able to count to 15..

You cheated.

No, but I'll admit that I did a horrible job at it (CPR itself, not counting).

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, deis, once, doce, trece, catorce, quince.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix, onze, douze, treize, quatorze, quinze.
Uno, due, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sette, otto, nove, dieci, undici, dodici, tredici, quattordici, quindici.
Uns, dois, três, quatro, cinco, seis, sete, oito, nove, dez, onze, doze, treze, quatorze, quinze.
واحد ، اثنين او ثلاثة او اربعة او خمسة او ستة او سبعة وثمانيه وتسعة وعشر والحاديه عشرة والثانية عشرة والثالثة عشرة والرابعة عشرة وخمسة عشر.

English, Español, Français, Italiano, Portuguese, العربية (Arabic).

[Sidoh]

You googled it.

[Joe]

Not English and Spanish. :P

Sidoh es mi mejor amigo, pero él no hablas español..

[dark_drake]

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Not English and Spanish. :P

Sidoh es mi mejor amigo, pero él no hablas español..

Wrong verb conjugation on hablar.

[Joe]

Really? What's the proper verb conjugation?

[Sidoh]

Anyone can type a sentence into Google Translator, Joe.  That doesn't make you fluent in the language.

[Newby]

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Not English and Spanish. :P

Sidoh es mi mejor amigo, pero él no hablas español..

Wrong verb conjugation on hablar.

Indeed.

Sidoh es su amigo mejor, pero el no habla espanol porque es un tonto que usa Windows. Necesita morir.

[Sidoh]

 ::)

[rabbit]

15 in Italian is cinquedici.

[Warrior]

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It usually involves lieing to the woman telling her "One more push" and counting to ten. Knowing you, you'll have trouble with the counting part.

Excuse me, but have you been to medical school?

It was a joke..jesus christ.