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$100 Prayer

Started by CrAz3D, January 24, 2008, 11:37:42 PM

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CrAz3D

A little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting
$100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to GOD, U.S.A., they
decided to send it to the President. The President was so
impressed,touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to
send the boy $5.00. Mr. President thought that this would appear to be
a lot of money to the little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and immediately sat down
to write a thank you note to GOD that read: "Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it
through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those JERKS deducted
$95.00 for taxes!.

Joe

Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


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Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Towelie

Funny, but I've heard it before :D