Everyone is Jewish!

[Hitmen]

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)

Bingo.

You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it.  I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible?  I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)

Shut up you stupid jew.

[Joe]

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)

Bingo.

You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)

Shut up you stupid jew.

LOL.

EDIT -
Regardless of what you may/may not think, I now consider myself Jewish. G_G.

[iago]

You should have been more clear by saying "IF you believe in the Christian Bible, then everybody is descended from Jews, so we all contain Jewish blood". Perhaps then deadly wouldn't be offended, because I doubt he believes in the Christian Bible. If he does, too bad :)

Bingo.

You still shouldn't have made such a big deal about it. I mean, who cares about a stupid theory invented by Joe, based on the Christian Bible? I mean, nothing about that is reliable :-)

It's joe, he's already pushed his limits with me, and I was mad++ when I wrote that other post.

Then you should ignore it, and not post in the thread.  You just make yourself look childish when you complain like you did. 

[rabbit]

According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.

You're assuming 1. everyone believes in that set of religions and 2. somebody cares.

[MyndFyre]

According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.

Adam and Eve were nonreligious (they communed with God directly and did not have to follow a set of "practices").  The nation of Israel was not founded until Abraham.  There were many descendents and tribes before Abraham.  (The nation of Israel is God's fulfilled promise to Abraham that he will be the founder of a great nation).

[Joe]

You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p

[d&q]

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According to the Jewish/Christian creation (Genesis) and the Jewish law, everyone is a Jew.

1) God created Adam and Eve. What religion were they? The only religion there was, Jewish.
2) They had children. Weather or not they practiced Judiasm, according to Jewish law, seeing as how they had a Jewish mother (Eve), they were Jews.
3) Adam and Eve's grandchildren had Jewish mothers (see #2).
4) Repeats itself over and over, until we get to Noah and his wife, who were Jews.
5) Again, this repeats itself until we get to right now, where we are all decendants of Noah and his wife, and in turn Adam and Eve. We are all Jewish.

G_G.

Adam and Eve were nonreligious (they communed with God directly and did not have to follow a set of "practices").  The nation of Israel was not founded until Abraham.  There were many descendents and tribes before Abraham.  (The nation of Israel is God's fulfilled promise to Abraham that he will be the founder of a great nation).

:-[ I was just about to say the same thing.

[rabbit]

You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p

I still say you're wrong.

[Joe]

You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p

I still say you're wrong.

Yeah, well you say that about everything. I'm not here to solve your personal problems. They have councelors for that.

[Hitmen]

You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p

The oven awaits

[Quik]

You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p

The oven awaits

Hi.

That wasn't cool.

Thanks.

[Newby]

You just hit me with thy holy hand grenade, MyndFyre. Ouch, my ass hurtith.

I still say I'm Jewish =p

The oven awaits

Hi.

That wasn't cool.

Thanks.

I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew. I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew burning in an oven, because it would accomplish my ultimate goal: killing joe!

[Sidoh]

I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew. I chuckled at the idea of Joe being a jew burning in an oven, because it would accomplish my ultimate goal: killing joe!

LMFAO!!!