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Started by Joe, August 07, 2006, 09:40:38 AM

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Joe

You're a football player?

(Cheap shot, sorry)
Quote from: Camel on June 09, 2009, 04:12:23 PMI'd personally do as Joe suggests

Quote from: AntiVirus on October 19, 2010, 02:36:52 PM
You might be right about that, Joe.


Newby

Quote from: rabbit on August 12, 2006, 12:43:21 AM
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Sidoh


xex

Quote from: Newby on August 13, 2006, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: rabbit on August 12, 2006, 12:43:21 AM
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

or you can just have a relation minus the ships.
Shadow Legion @ USeast
http://shadowlegion.org

c:\xex

Sidoh

Quote from: xex on August 13, 2006, 05:12:16 AM
or you can just have a relation minus the ships.

I don't understand ???

Explicit

Quote from: Newby on August 13, 2006, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: rabbit on August 12, 2006, 12:43:21 AM
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.
QuoteLike all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

QuoteHey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Kaleeko

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on August 13, 2006, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: Newby on August 13, 2006, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: rabbit on August 12, 2006, 12:43:21 AM
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Or, because the guy is horny and it "just happens". :)

..
*cough*

Explicit

Quote from: Kaleeko on August 13, 2006, 01:55:33 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on August 13, 2006, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: Newby on August 13, 2006, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: rabbit on August 12, 2006, 12:43:21 AM
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Or, because the guy is horny and it "just happens". :)

..
*cough*

That statement goes both ways.
QuoteLike all things in life, pumping is just a primitive, degenerate form of bending.

QuoteHey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! ... Bender knows when to use finesse.

[13:41:45]<@Fapiko> Why is TehUser asking for wang pictures?
[13:42:03]<@TehUser> I wasn't asking for wang pictures, I was looking at them.
[13:47:40]<@TehUser> Mine's fairly short.

Newby

Quote from: Explicit[nK] on August 13, 2006, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: Newby on August 13, 2006, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: rabbit on August 12, 2006, 12:43:21 AM
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Bingo. I don't date for sex, but since it comes with the relationship I don't mind! :P
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

rabbit

Quote from: Newby on August 13, 2006, 03:32:18 PM
Quote from: Explicit[nK] on August 13, 2006, 01:45:13 PM
Quote from: Newby on August 13, 2006, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: rabbit on August 12, 2006, 12:43:21 AM
Besides, if you're not dating to find a wife, you're wasting your time.

Brilliant logic. I don't plan to date for sex. Or just temporary relationships. :)

Sex just happens to come with the whole "maintaining a relationship" thing.

Bingo. I don't date for sex, but since it comes with the relationship I don't mind! :P
If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

Kaleeko

Quote from: rabbit on August 13, 2006, 03:45:11 PM
If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

Agreed. If it's expected, then it's also a very-dumped partner.  :D

CrAz3D

at our age, we should be lookin for fun.

if we're lookin for wives now its a bit early in life & we might make a mistake

Newby

Quote from: CrAz3D on August 13, 2006, 08:50:53 PM
at our age, we should be lookin for fun.

if we're lookin for wives now its a bit early in life & we might make a mistake

I do have fun. I masturbate like there's no fucking tomorrow and my porn stash in the past has made Towelie's look like he rarely ever looks at porn.

When is it a bit early? When is it time that you should look for one? Who decides that? I think that's dumb personally. I wouldn't waste my money on a woman that I did not [think I would] enjoy being with. I can go spend that money on lubricant and beat myself senseless, and there's my fun. I date for serious relationships.

Quote from: Kaleeko on August 13, 2006, 04:23:29 PM
Quote from: rabbit on August 13, 2006, 03:45:11 PM
If it's a garunteed given, then it's not a relationship, it's a whore.

Agreed. If it's expected, then it's also a very-dumped partner.  :D

Agreed with rabbit. Semi-agreed with Kaleeko. As long as she doesn't put out on the first (few) date(s) and she doesn't plan to put out until after marriage I'm fine with it. If she does either of the two (particularly the latter at this point in time, that's a scary thought) I don't think I'll be dating said woman anytime soon. :P
- Newby
http://www.x86labs.org

Quote[17:32:45] * xar sets mode: -oooooooooo algorithm ban chris cipher newby stdio TehUser tnarongi|away vursed warz
[17:32:54] * xar sets mode: +o newby
[17:32:58] <xar> new rule
[17:33:02] <xar> me and newby rule all

Quote from: Rule on June 30, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: CrAz3D on June 30, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
I'd bet that you're currently bloated like a water ballon on a hot summer's day.

That analogy doesn't even make sense.  Why would a water balloon be especially bloated on a hot summer's day? For your sake, I hope there wasn't too much logic testing on your LSAT. 

Kaleeko

I meant more in that, if I start dating a guy and he automatically expects me to sleep with him, he's on the street corner. If sex happens it happens, but if it gets to the point where it's expected, then they can go find themselves a whore. (This is coming from my point of view, I expect it's a little different from the guy's point of view. ;))

CrAz3D

After you have sex a few times I believe it becomes expected...is that still whoreish?