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Fruit difficulties
« on: February 25, 2008, 09:25:07 am »
Today's XKCD is awesome:


Although personally, I'd move tomatoes farther left, they're pretty difficult to cut up (they tend to squish and piss me off).
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 09:30:10 am »
You forgot to mention the coconut!
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 09:54:45 am »
Quote from: Ergot on February 25, 2008, 09:30:10 am
You forgot to mention the coconut!
The coconut is so far off to the left, that you can't even see it. I spent 2 hours trying to crack open one of those suckers!

... then I realized it was canned. so I got out my can opener.
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 10:04:09 am »
Oranges and tomatoes should be up.


Coconuts fails.  It took me forever to drill a hole in one to pour out the milk and pour in rum.
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 11:42:15 am »
"Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts."

That was Randall's comment on coconuts. :)
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 11:44:28 am »
Quote from: Sidoh on February 25, 2008, 11:42:15 am
"Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock? Fuck coconuts."

That was Randall's comment on coconuts. :)
Yeah, I was trying to paraphrase that. I wasn't entirely sure if Ergot was alluding to that or not, so I kept my response generic. :D
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 01:27:18 pm »
Quote from: iago on February 25, 2008, 09:25:07 am
Although personally, I'd move tomatoes farther left, they're pretty difficult to cut up (they tend to squish and piss me off).
That's not a problem with tomatoes, that's a problem with your knife!  Tomatoes slice easily with a sharp one.
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 01:30:20 pm »
Quote from: Chavo on February 25, 2008, 01:27:18 pm
Quote from: iago on February 25, 2008, 09:25:07 am
Although personally, I'd move tomatoes farther left, they're pretty difficult to cut up (they tend to squish and piss me off).
That's not a problem with tomatoes, that's a problem with your knife!  Tomatoes slice easily with a sharp one.
I've tried several knives, both sharp and serrated, none work well. Maybe we have tough Winnipeg tomatoes here..
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 02:30:42 pm »
It's not that funny to me, mainly because I disagree with it alot. It's a cute idea, but I have no difficulty cutting tomatoes and I love them.
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2008, 02:58:27 pm »
I like his blog about this comic:

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Holy crap. This strip’s been up for 800 seconds and it’s already the most controversial thing I’ve ever written, beating out comics about cunnilingus, the Obama endorsement, and my making 4chan tiny on the map of the internet. It turns out everyone and their mother has a fruit opinion, and every one of those opinions is now in my inbox.

Just remember to keep some perspective. If you think watermelon is delicious, and I think it’s only so-so, the important thing is that we each find something we like. Who’s to say whose taste is right?

I am. You are wrong; watermelon is overrated.

Also, I have never liked cantaloupe. It brings down otherwise tasty fruit salads. There, I said it.
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 06:02:17 pm »
Wtf oranges and bananas are tasty.
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 06:29:31 pm »
I think it's pretty interesting that so many people disagree with his placements enough to bring it up.  When my friend linked it to me last night, he followed up by saying "I don't agree with his position on X..." and then brought up a bunch of similar claims.

I agree, though, oranges are more delicious than pineapples.
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 07:04:09 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on February 25, 2008, 06:29:31 pm
I agree, though, oranges are more delicious than pineapples.

Blasphemer!  I'll take you down!

Oh, and lemons are awesome.  :)
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 07:08:04 pm »
Quote from: Blaze on February 25, 2008, 07:04:09 pm
Oh, and lemons are awesome.  :)

Plain?  I've tried it.  It's not as bad as I expected, but I think I agree with Randall's placement.
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Re: Fruit difficulties
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2008, 08:21:07 pm »
Quote from: Sidoh on February 25, 2008, 06:29:31 pm
I think it's pretty interesting that so many people disagree with his placements enough to bring it up.  When my friend linked it to me last night, he followed up by saying "I don't agree with his position on X..." and then brought up a bunch of similar claims.

I agree, though, oranges are more delicious than pineapples.

True that.  Pineapples SUCK
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