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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2006, 09:27:55 pm »
At least he brought it auto-mech grade up. Copy deterent technology?! ours come on plain printer paper :(
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2006, 10:04:19 pm »
C in PE? Wow. That must be hard to do.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2006, 10:42:36 pm »
C in PE? Wow. That must be hard to do.
Not really.  I know quite a few people who received a C in PE because they would just stand around and not participate.   In fact, two of my friends received a C because they didn't want to swim for two weeks.  They just walked into the pool and sat down on the bleachers.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2006, 10:28:20 am »
The saddest part of that picture is the fact that hes only rank 613 of 742 students...wow.

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2006, 11:09:13 am »
I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.
And yeah, I know people stupider than that.  (Ok, I don't know them personally, I know OF them).  Is your friend going to drop out or something, or is he just a natural dumbass?
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2006, 11:17:07 am »
Maybe he just doesn't try in school, a couple of my friends are geniuses who don't care about class. They love showing up the teacher however.

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2006, 01:37:22 pm »

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
Good call. You just saved people from going blind.
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2006, 02:21:14 pm »
lol Ergot

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2006, 03:28:43 pm »

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
Good call. You just saved people from going blind.

My cock would slap you blind. Your retinas would explode upon laying eyes on this bad boy.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2006, 04:25:14 pm »
I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.

Yes, your dressed-up bragging is incredibly boring -- no fun at all.   ::)

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2006, 04:30:36 pm »
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2006, 05:39:06 pm »
I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.

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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2006, 05:53:43 pm »
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.

LOL
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Re: LOL my friends report card
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2006, 08:30:19 pm »
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.

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