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Started by ZeroX, June 27, 2006, 09:09:15 PM

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Ergot

At least he brought it auto-mech grade up. Copy deterent technology?! ours come on plain printer paper :(
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

d&q

C in PE? Wow. That must be hard to do.
The writ of the founders must endure.

dark_drake

Quote from: Deuce on June 27, 2006, 10:04:19 PM
C in PE? Wow. That must be hard to do.
Not really.  I know quite a few people who received a C in PE because they would just stand around and not participate.   In fact, two of my friends received a C because they didn't want to swim for two weeks.  They just walked into the pool and sat down on the bleachers.
errr... something like that...

Chavo

The saddest part of that picture is the fact that hes only rank 613 of 742 students...wow.

deadly7

I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.
And yeah, I know people stupider than that.  (Ok, I don't know them personally, I know OF them).  Is your friend going to drop out or something, or is he just a natural dumbass?
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Warrior

Maybe he just doesn't try in school, a couple of my friends are geniuses who don't care about class. They love showing up the teacher however.

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Ergot

Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=6437.msg77522#msg77522 date=1151507827]

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
Good call. You just saved people from going blind.
Quote from: Newby on February 26, 2006, 12:16:58 AM
Who gives a damn? I fuck sheep all the time.
Quote from: rabbit on December 11, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
And yes, male both ends.  There are a couple lesbians that need a two-ended dildo...My router just refuses to wear a strap-on.
(05:55:03) JoE ThE oDD: omfg good job i got a boner thinkin bout them chinese bitches
(17:54:15) Sidoh: I love cosmetology

Chavo


Warrior

Quote from: Ergot on June 28, 2006, 01:37:22 PM
Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=6437.msg77522#msg77522 date=1151507827]

I've gotten an F in PE after refusing to wear a speedo for swimming.
Good call. You just saved people from going blind.

My cock would slap you blind. Your retinas would explode upon laying eyes on this bad boy.
Chea
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

Rule

Quote from: deadly7 on June 28, 2006, 11:09:13 AM
I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.

Yes, your dressed-up bragging is incredibly boring -- no fun at all.   ::)

d&q

I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.
The writ of the founders must endure.

Rule

#12
Quote from: deadly7 on June 28, 2006, 11:09:13 AM
I'd upload my report card but it's straight A+'s.  No fun.


Warrior

Quote from: Deuce on June 28, 2006, 04:30:36 PM
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.

LOL
One must ask oneself: "do I will trolling to become a universal law?" And then when one realizes "yes, I do will it to be such," one feels completely justified.
-- from Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Trolling

rabbit

Quote from: Warriorx86] link=topic=6437.msg77607#msg77607 date=1151531623]
Quote from: Deuce on June 28, 2006, 04:30:36 PM
I found his boasting hilarious and quite entertaining. In fact, I called up six of my friends to visit this site just to read that one post. They too, laughed heartily for 12-15 minutes. Soon after, I wrote an entire comedic sketch based on his post, and it won all sorts of accolades and critical acclaim for comedy.

LOL
QFT